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[Buffs Mad]

League: Buffs FC win 5-0 away to continue to lead the league.

The Buffs set out in a 4-3N-1-2 against the Bot's illegal interpretation of a 4-5-1. The first half was largely conducted in troll-mode for 40 minutes with everything blocked or just wide - then came a friendly supporter and 5 goals within 20 minutes, and troll- mode was switched back on.

Goals: McStay (41), Gemmill (42), McCoist (46), Mackay (57), (Souness 59).

Again the forgotten man and bad-boy Souness came on at half-time to score. GK McGregor missed 2 FKs and hardly saw the ball but 1 assist was enough to rate a 7.

Striker All McCoist extends his lead on the MVP charts - 10 matches since his capture and an average rating of 8.4.

Transfer News

The fans are not sure why Buffs Mad bought another defender but he did - looks like another Club's 44Q Academy player for 10.6m. Therefore one-trick pony (DR only) Danny McGrain was moved on for 4.8m, close to his MV.

No doubt, due to the creativity of the Buffs Barmy Army, the new boy wil become known as Danny McGrain.

Recruitment will now focus on those areas which do not have sufficient cover, DL and AMR, however current incumbents Alex McLeish and Willie Henderson are still performing to an acceptable standard and there is no rush.

Training News

Buffs Mad has lost track a bit of who is progressing and when but the Buffs now have 11 Scout level players.

The Board has however remarked on Buffs Mad's recent tinkering with new training methods and requested that he ease up on this new high intensity programme, which they see as nothing more than a data collection exercise.

Breaking News - Friends

2 Seasons ago Buffs Mad removed a friend who had started supporting their opponents. Numerous friends requests followed and were rejected. However, recently the other manager has supported the Buffs in critical matches so a friend request was sent and accepted. We will see if it turns out to be a cunning plan to draw Buffs into their league for revenge.