Chairman Joker Arroyo "We will pay whoever brings us Cheese, or his head £8M upfront, no cheques, just the bag(s) of money. We look forward to sorting through the fakes but hopefully we see the real-deal once whoever is helping him decapitates his head and sends it to us. (No really, bring him to us alive!), Thank you, and also please wish us good luck in our CL game later!"