*reuters* leddy fc news

[zJordan]

I HAD PLANS FOR CHEESE WITH MY WORMING PILLS! DAMMNN YOU LEEDYDYYY lol.

Anyway we need a new ref.

After relentless discussions Wolf FC have sacked Tom Mason as he has failed to get Wolf FC above 5th position this season, Jordan White, current Chairman of Wolf FC has been chosen to manage the team, he will do a duo at the club, remaining Chairman and taking up Manager once again.

Wolf FC enjoyed their most successful spell of football under Jordan's reign, having retired and left the reigns to now dead Batman Bin Suparman, commonly known as The Wolf Man it appears Jordan has had second thoughts about leaving his precious club he co-founded just 4 months ago to a bunch of un-educated chimps.

Conspiracy groups have also revealed the order to kill Batman Bin Suparman issued by then-chairman Flamingo Mat - a bounty of 6.4m was put upon his head, and now "dead" hitman Pinkie Troy successfully killed him, although no transaction from Wolf FC to Troy was ever recorded - it's thought that he was killed so they could avoid paying his bounty. However a transaction to Sushi Jintao was recorded, legend has it that a Sushi Jintao is the most powerful hitman in Asian history, a transaction of 6.4m was completed from Wolf FC to Mr Jintao.

Flamingo Mat has been detained by British authorities for Murder and accessory to Murder, British Authorities issue an arrest warrant for Sushi Jintao.