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LEDDY FC NEWS

Chairman "Willie Hat" was delighted to hear of the victory tonight while over in Germany to see if he can get to see inmate "Rasputin Bollocksvich" about coming to play for LEDDY Fc when he is released from prison. "Hat" said "I hope we can set up a deal, this guy is the Dogs Bollocksvich" and we would love to offer the convict a contract".

He then flys off to LA to talk to Bot Roboter about joining the club , nicknamed "The Terminator" "Hat said " we could do with him in midfield next season, he plays in the vain of Ron "Chopper" Harris and "Roy Keane", the only difference is the peeps he tackles will not ever get back up.(Hasta la Vista Baby)

When asked about signing a convict hat said " look he is in bellendson prison due to him not paying the german poll tax, its hardly murder is it ?"

In other news "Megan Sheman" the physio is busking on her days off by playing the guitar to raise money for the op.

The staue of late cook "Norma Stitz" is ready and will be up and displayed for the anniversary of her death.

Jeff "The Guru" Stelling hasn't replied yet about the opening.