*reuters* leddy fc news

[leddy]

Why would Sheman need to raise money when there is a £4million offer to work for July Fourth on the table?

She is commited to LEDDY FC and not anyone else and also likes to busk and play the geeeetaaaar. Megan is no tart and cannot be woooed by ya money.

[July Fourth]

She is commited to LEDDY FC and not anyone else and also likes to busk and play the geeeetaaaar. Megan is no tart and cannot be woooed by ya money.

In that case July Fourth will offer £4million to anyone that brings us Sheman's head.

[zJordan]

What's the link to the fantasy league? PM me before the dictators come for your head

[leddy]

What's the link to the fantasy league? PM me before the dictators come for your head

Done.

LEDDY TV NEWS

1st team coach Freddie Murberry seems to be at odds with himself not knowing if this game on here is real, as He said "Is this the real life ? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality". Freddie was alittle sad when told that he was just fantasy, not real but from the warped imagination of the author.


LEDDY FC win away 5-0 in league to ram home the 4 point advantage, they have now landed in France for the 2nd leg of CL semi final, 2-0 down and somewhat out of the tie the lads feel confident after last nights result.

Striker Ritchie Blackmore said there will be no "Stargazers" this afternoon as we need to pull ourselves out of the mess we are in, we owe it to TWAT to get to another CL Final.

[leddy]

leddy fc tv news


Nou Camp For Leddy FC

LEDDY FC make it to their 2nd CL Final after a 4-0 away win in France in the 2nd leg of CL semi and go through on agg 4-2.

Manager Twat said " Football Bloody hell, its full speed Barcelona now, I am delighted, I just threw caution to the wind and set up a formation I have never played to make sure we didn't concead anymore goals but with an attack that would score goals, T Peeraer was moved to AMC when all season he has played AMR or L, and it paid as he scored a hatrick. We were on level terms in the tie after 18 mins and we then realised that it was on for the comeback, again the defence in the two biggest games of our season have done well.

LEDDY FC await who they will face, it will either be fellow group team AX FC or Grootep who have a better squad on paper, as Megan Sheman said " we do not care who we face in the final, two seasons ago we were the favorites and look what happened, so like today we will be relaxed and just make some bold moves and who knows....BIG EARS might ??? just be coming to Leddy Town."

[zJordan]

Wolf FC move upto fourth in their league!

[leddy]

LEDDY FC NEWS

Chairman Willie Hat has been in talks with Rasputin Bollocksvich and is to sign him season after next when he is released from Prison.

Tickets go on sale for CL Final in Barcelona tomorrow morning, season ticket holders will have first bite at the 35,000 seats given to LEDDY FC, There are to be extra flights for fans laid on at London gatwick airport.

Helmet Cheese autopsy showed that what actually finally killed him after the grating was a piece of potato lodged in his head, this had been lodged there since two seasons ago after CL Final when an irate fan had a pop at him., he would have died whatever, it was just a matter of time when the potato piece moved and cut off the supply of blood.


SKY NEWS

Reporter Sam Scoop has gone into a clinic after the death of Helmet Cheese, he said" I will miss reporting on him and the chase etc, I guess its back to reporting on that crap team LEDDY FC again, oh well , shame the team Clitlips didn't make it to the cup final after loosing their semi final as I could of had the headline "Clits slips thru to Final"....Oh well"

[leddy]

LEDDY TV NEWS

The CL final at The Nou Camp is between LEDDY FC and GROOTEP FC

Dingle " well we know who we are to face, we go in as underdogs but that suits us, we shall see what tactics we play against by the look of things 4-3N-3. Their manager is a fellow geeetar player so its going to be a dual of the Muso's"

[Croft Original]

Congrats good luck for Friday

[Cat Harrison]

Best of luck to ya