*reuters* leddy fc news

[zJordan]

I HAD PLANS FOR CHEESE WITH MY WORMING PILLS! DAMMNN YOU LEEDYDYYY lol.

Anyway we need a new ref.

After relentless discussions Wolf FC have sacked Tom Mason as he has failed to get Wolf FC above 5th position this season, Jordan White, current Chairman of Wolf FC has been chosen to manage the team, he will do a duo at the club, remaining Chairman and taking up Manager once again.

Wolf FC enjoyed their most successful spell of football under Jordan's reign, having retired and left the reigns to now dead Batman Bin Suparman, commonly known as The Wolf Man it appears Jordan has had second thoughts about leaving his precious club he co-founded just 4 months ago to a bunch of un-educated chimps.

Conspiracy groups have also revealed the order to kill Batman Bin Suparman issued by then-chairman Flamingo Mat - a bounty of 6.4m was put upon his head, and now "dead" hitman Pinkie Troy successfully killed him, although no transaction from Wolf FC to Troy was ever recorded - it's thought that he was killed so they could avoid paying his bounty. However a transaction to Sushi Jintao was recorded, legend has it that a Sushi Jintao is the most powerful hitman in Asian history, a transaction of 6.4m was completed from Wolf FC to Mr Jintao.

Flamingo Mat has been detained by British authorities for Murder and accessory to Murder, British Authorities issue an arrest warrant for Sushi Jintao.

[leddy]

July Fourth are rumoured to spend many of their millions that they have saved up over the last 4 seasons and are making a £4million a season deal to sign Megan Sheman as their new club physio from LEDDY FC...

"We have had a good look in the tranny market and we have found the prime candidate"

Megan would like to say she is not a tranny but a pre op transexual ....thank you !!!

[leddy]

I HAD PLANS FOR CHEESE WITH MY WORMING PILLS! DAMMNN YOU LEEDYDYYY lol.

Anyway we need a new ref.

After relentless discussions Wolf FC have sacked Tom Mason as he has failed to get Wolf FC above 5th position this season, Jordan White, current Chairman of Wolf FC has been chosen to manage the team, he will do a duo at the club, remaining Chairman and taking up Manager once again.

Wolf FC enjoyed their most successful spell of football under Jordan's reign, having retired and left the reigns to now dead Batman Bin Suparman, commonly known as The Wolf Man it appears Jordan has had second thoughts about leaving his precious club he co-founded just 4 months ago to a bunch of un-educated chimps.

Conspiracy groups have also revealed the order to kill Batman Bin Suparman issued by then-chairman Flamingo Mat - a bounty of 6.4m was put upon his head, and now "dead" hitman Pinkie Troy successfully killed him, although no transaction from Wolf FC to Troy was ever recorded - it's thought that he was killed so they could avoid paying his bounty. However a transaction to Sushi Jintao was recorded, legend has it that a Sushi Jintao is the most powerful hitman in Asian history, a transaction of 6.4m was completed from Wolf FC to Mr Jintao.

Flamingo Mat has been detained by British authorities for Murder and accessory to Murder, British Authorities issue an arrest warrant for Sushi Jintao.

Sorry I just got bored of the smelly helmet lol.

[leddy]

LEDDY FC TV NEWS

Dingle TWAT is stuck in a traffic jam and looks like he cannot make it with other members of staff to the CL semi and crucial game in the league......With no one to change the formation and a player injured on the field, it looks like its all in the lap of the gods and could make the seasons work go "Norma Stitz" up if they do not get there in time.



A Prayer To Jeff Stelling our Lord....Our father Please make the log in problem go away, I never ask for anything but with season 2 Helmet Cheese penalty in CL, season 3 The Spanish Armarda thrown game in group of CL, please dont let me loose the games in CL semi and league.

Thank you Jeff I will never ask for anything again. AMEN

[leddy]

LEDDY TV NEWS

TWAT and the gang made it to the ground with 15 mins to spare, formation change and players ready for CL semi.

[leddy]

LEDDY TV NEWS

Fat lot of difference for LEDDY FC after shocking 2-0 defeat in 1st leg of CL semi at home to US Goree.

TWAT said "its uphill for us now, we let one in after just 3 mins, shocking defence then to rub salt into the wound we let one in 2 mins from the end when we had to change tactics to get a goal. We had 15 shots on goal to their ten but you have to put the ball in the net.
We will not give up and if we get an early goal in the 2nd leg then who knows."


LEDDY FC now turn their attention to the league with home match against mid table NKKK FC...TWAT said " no time to feel sorry, we need to win tonight to set up what I think will be league decider tomorrow with Galatasary."

[July Fourth]

LEDDY TV NEWS

Fat lot of difference for LEDDY FC after shocking 2-0 defeat in 1st leg of CL semi at home to US Goree.

TWAT said "its uphill for us now, we let one in after just 3 mins, shocking defence then to rub salt into the wound we let one in 2 mins from the end when we had to change tactics to get a goal. We had 15 shots on goal to their ten but you have to put the ball in the net.
We will not give up and if we get an early goal in the 2nd leg then who knows."


LEDDY FC now turn their attention to the league with home match against mid table NKKK FC...TWAT said " no time to feel sorry, we need to win tonight to set up what I think will be league decider tomorrow with Galatasary."

Could Dingle Twat get sacked again if LEDDY FC don't win a trophy?

[leddy]

Could Dingle Twat get sacked again if LEDDY FC don't win a trophy?

I never know day to day what will pop into my mind to write....I can't say untill it happens.....

[zJordan]

Wolf FC Manager Jordan White forgot to login to Top Eleven as he forgot he was now manager again.

Besides that setback White's first day in charge got off to a decent start in a draw against a superior team, we're hoping to improve our season to finish in the top 4, we currently reside in 5th place, just two points behind Positions 3, 4, and 5. White said "We have what it takes to finish in the top 5 for certain, if our morale rises we have the ability to finish in the top 3, if our players train hard we're looking at Position 2, winning the league is unlikely as the damage has been done already."

Jordan White on BBC News "Our league record is currently at two wins, two draws and one defeat in the past 5 games - THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!"

Although more pleasing news has hit the light as last seasons scout-defender R Socha has once again hit scout level, and the same goes for D Cunha, who was signed three seasons ago but still boasts his ability to be scout for at least more than 10 rounds a season, this season is expected to be his last as a major midfielder as Wolf FC begin to look for young talent before the season is even over, with a transfer budget exceeding 20Million already planned things are looking up for the club.

[July Fourth]

Wolf FC Manager Jordan White forgot to login to Top Eleven as he forgot he was now manager again.

Besides that setback White's first day in charge got off to a decent start in a draw against a superior team, we're hoping to improve our season to finish in the top 4, we currently reside in 5th place, just two points behind Positions 3, 4, and 5. White said "We have what it takes to finish in the top 5 for certain, if our morale rises we have the ability to finish in the top 3, if our players train hard we're looking at Position 2, winning the league is unlikely as the damage has been done already."

Jordan White on BBC News "Our league record is currently at two wins, two draws and one defeat in the past 5 games - THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!"

Although more pleasing news has hit the light as last seasons scout-defender R Socha has once again hit scout level, and the same goes for D Cunha, who was signed three seasons ago but still boasts his ability to be scout for at least more than 10 rounds a season, this season is expected to be his last as a major midfielder as Wolf FC begin to look for young talent before the season is even over, with a transfer budget exceeding 20Million already planned things are looking up for the club.

Will you be selling Michu if he gets sold to Arsenal?