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Leddy FC are in deep discussions with an unnamed striker from Guyana... He is believed to be talented enough to take the club back towards the CL final for the second successive season. However manager Dingle Twat was unavailable to make a comment.[/QUOTE


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Dingle Twat reunited with the team today, after getting messages of support from Peeps in California and a tip off for a striker from Guyana it seems the rift between Vlad (the) Inhaler have been patched up for now, with LEDDY FC third in CL group on 3 points ,four points behind 2nd place with two games to go ,its do or die.

"Twat" I was at a low ebb but we know what we have to do, we play the team in 2nd place and have to win, our last game is against the team at the bottom...we need two wins to be on 9 points and hope the team in 2nd loose on the final game to the top team who are steam rolling through. We have to do this for the memory of "Norma" she would always go down (fighting), so we must also as a squad. Its been difficult season, yes we are top of the league but the cupo cometitions are a different story, we won again 7-0 in league today but tonights 2nd leg cup game we r 1-0 down and away to a team 2 levels higher, we have had an injury every day so far in this campaign, I hope our luck changes as want to make LEDDY FC last season a good one"


In other news...Controversial ref Helmet Cheese is out of action for 3 weeks with a groin strain after a player accidentally kicked him in the Goulashes