*reuters* leddy fc news

[Phil Scrivener]

I Think I heard some fans singing # Who needs Mourinho, We've lost our physio # good luck with your game

[leddy]

*REUTERS* 20.42


LEDDY FC's CL dream after last years "CHEESE" fiasco is still alive by a thread...They won 3-1 away to Athletic C Sad, still leaving them in third just one point behind Athletic with one game to go. MC B.Jevdjevec was the hero with a hatrick. The debut for Clean shaven GK Braziliano ended when he was injured,

Manager Twat said" we are still in it, I have a good feeling we will win our last game and hope results go our way. As for the injury ? every new player has been injured either on debut or 2nd game........its either the scout policy is crap or the whole thing is fixed. I might well retire at the end of the season if not pushed, but for the memory of Norma Stitz we will do everything to bring the European Cup back to the home of football"

LEDDY FC still remain top of league.

Physio "Megan Sheman" was photographed in Barbados with "Helmet Cheese" on the beach. There was no comment from the club.

[leddy]

*REUTERS* NEWS FLASH


"Helmet Cheese" and "Herman Koch" are in jail in Barbados, It seems "Koch" (who should of been on duty at a CL match tonight) flew out to Barbados when hearing the news that "Megan" was out there with "Cheese". "Sheman" and "Cheese" were out at a bar when "Koch" slipped in the back and tried to get "Megan" (formally known as "Morgan Sheman") to come with him. There was an altercation when both men drew pistols and shots were fired accidently hitting "Morgan" in the groin area and thus making "Morgan" totally into "Megan" when his/her bits were destroyed.

"Megan" is undergoing surgury as we speak while "Koch" and "Cheese" remain under lock and key.

[zJordan]

Wolf FC manager is crying in joy to see Helmet Cheese and Herman Koch in jail.

Later Manager Jordan White confirmed that he indeed cry in joy and issued an additional statement through his Top Eleven Forum account "I'm extremely pleased to hear that Helmet and Herman will never see the light of day again, we're in contact with Barbados authorities and offering big sums of cash to give them both life sentences and not eligible for parole until after their death."

Rumours say that Wolf FC have transferred 11.8M to Barbados.

[leddy]

*REUTERS*

"LEDDY FC physio " Morgan/Megan Sheman"has had emergency surgury on their groin, its uncertain at this stage which way the construction went.

"Cheese" and "Koch" to face trial in the near future. rumours have it football clubs are trying to buy off the judge with bribes !!! it could be a case of "Wolf FC in Sheeps clothing".

[leddy]

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Rumours are surfacing from LEDDY FC fansite/forum and Twitter that the whole "Cheese" and "Megan" affair was set up by someone within the club to get "Cheese" out to Barbados with "Megan" to frame him, ("Cheese" is married) but by a stroke of fortune "Koch" went out there and almost did the job by pure chance. We await the trial.

"Morgan Sheman" has been awake in hospital and is belived to of been told if they are "Megan" or "Morgan"

Manager Dingle Twat was asked about yet another drama to hit the club "Twat" said "no comment" when leaving the clubs training ground ahead of todays 4th round (1/8)of the cup against "Somalia".


"Maurice Glib" first team coach said about todays cup game "Aha ha ha ha Stayin alive (in the cup).

GK "Braziliano" is back in the team after missing last nights league game due to injury in CL, it was to be for 2 days, but this morning after one days rest and the treatment room doing their job he is good to go.

GK "Braziliano" said,"I am glad to be fit again especially as its the World Cup next year and would like to think I could make the national side. To play while its held in Brazil would be a dream come true" He then went of to have a Brazillian as its known in the trade.

[zJordan]

Jordan posts a tweet "@BarbadosPMFreundelStuart - Would £14 Million settle it?"

Loving these things , Great entertainment haha

On another note Wolf FC have appointed a former Wolf Handler as Head of Security, he will secure Wolf Arena during home-games with his two trained wolves that will also be the symbol of Wolf FC! They will ensure Cheese & Koch never enter our stadium if our rumoured bribe fails.

[leddy]

*REUTERS* 9.21am


"Helmet Cheese" has escaped from a Barbados Jail and is on the run, "Herman Koch" was caught soon after when his leg got caught on the barbed wire and was hanging like a Xmas Turkey. It is believed information had got to "Koch" and "Cheese" about a bribe where it is believed 14 million was paid to put them down for life.

The press have swarmed to WOLF FC training ground as it is believed the bribe has come from within the club.

In other news

LEDDY FC throw away a lead in the last min in cup game, it finished 1-1, in the league its buisness as usual where they are top by 3 points.
Todyas crunch last CL game for Leddy Fc is a must win and hope other scores go their way...some say "Twat" will be sacked if they fail to qualify. No one was available for comment.

LEDDY FC new Youth academy is taking shape and are pleased to welcome Australian born "Wallygong Fosters" to run the academy. "Fosters is taking in the third day cricket test match at Trent Bridge today before heading down to the opening of the academy in a few days time.

Also "Norma Stitz's" daughter "Ji (norma)" is to become the new cook as of today.

[zJordan]

The press is removed from the training grounds by our Head of Security and his two wolves.

Still laughing to hard

Our Head of Security is to travel to Barbados with his two wolves to go on a little "hunting trip".

Breaking: Without the wolves to maul the press when they come near our players & staff they've just started to come back on so Manager & Chairman must make a statement "Making a sizable donation to Barbados isn't illegal. Our training grounds are private property of Wolf Arena, owned by Wolf FC, Inc. We have every right to use our wolves to protect our property to the full extent, should we look into some Lions? or will you go away now? What will it be?"

BREAKINNNGGG: Could this be Helmet Cheese?

[Phil Scrivener]

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LEDDY FC new Youth academy is taking shape and are pleased to welcome Australian born "Wallygong Fosters" to run the academy. "Fosters is taking in the third day cricket test match at Trent Bridge today before heading down to the opening of the academy in a few days time.

My only advice for youth academy is be careful with who runs it . It's very important for what youths you develop for instance. We tried ( for not alot of money) the Indian born - Putid Indi Net, we only got strikers, so we changed to the Asian - Y U So Wide and only got wingers, We tried the russians ( yes 2 for the price of one ) BOGOF - Ivana Passalot and - Gota Stopalot but only developed midfielders and keepers. In desperation we looked at Europe and the German guy - Adolf Slidetackle gave us only defenders. so If you want a good allrounder we went for the Polish Coach - Klever Ballskills worked for us ( Just a thought )