*reuters* leddy fc news

[zJordan]

Current Wolf FC Manager Batman Bin Suparman has announced that Wolf FC will be tanking this season, despite facing heavy aggression from the board.

White - "I do not manage little kids, anyway my competitive gaming life is very rewarding. When I killed the last man standing in Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 it felt like I just won the Cup."

[leddy]

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LEDDY FC have been turned down By "Jordan White". Chairman Willie hat said " we understand but we id want him, we will continue our search and wish "Wallygong Fosters" well on his trip down under.......I guess he will be back on a flight back to us when Australia get thrashed when THE ASHES goes there at the end of this year.

[zJordan]

The board have voted to remove Chairman Batman Bin Suparman, also known as The Wolfman. Some are describing this as an executive coup.

The board also shot his wolves, one is said to be dead, the other is recovering in a vet clinic.

Former Manager & Chairman Jordan White denied that he played any part, nether the less he has been voted as the new Chairman, and its expected that he will also be named Manager by the end of the day, could he cancel plans to tank this season?

Update***

Tom Mason is named the Manager of Wolf FC, he is also the one that shot the wolf, and gouged the eyes out of the second one because he ran out of bullets while shooting the first one.

Jordan White finally admitted to ordering the executive coup, The Wolfman is understood to be in exile in Norway while the board place big-pay day rewards on his head.

[leddy]

LEDDY TV NEWS

LEDDY FC have landed in The Cook Isles for this afternoons CL group game against SJO, The West Indies is of course where "Helmet Cheese" ran away with "Megan Sheman".

Straight after whistle its back on the plane for this eves home clash against the only Bot team in the league (we thought there were none, but one manged to get through the net).

"TWAT" its madness to expect us to fly half way around the world to play CL then get back for League game on the same day !!!!!!!, its just not realistic is it ????, we will be playing our favoured 4-5-1 formation in a wide diamond with AML/AMR. Squad unchanged and "Jevdjevic has recovered from injury"


After Australia got too 72 for 0 this morning "wallygong Fosters" thought their might be a comeback and got back on plane to UK at Hong Kong", he will feel a little silly as they lost two late wickets in this morning session.

[July Fourth]

LEDDY TV NEWS

LEDDY FC have landed in The Cook Isles for this afternoons CL group game against SJO, The West Indies is of course where "Helmet Cheese" ran away with "Megan Sheman".

Straight after whistle its back on the plane for this eves home clash against the only Bot team in the league (we thought there were none, but one manged to get through the net).

"TWAT" its madness to expect us to fly half way around the world to play CL then get back for League game on the same day !!!!!!!, its just not realistic is it ????, we will be playing our favoured 4-5-1 formation in a wide diamond with AML/AMR. Squad unchanged and "Jevdjevic has recovered from injury"


After Australia got too 72 for 0 this morning "wallygong Fosters" thought their might be a comeback and got back on plane to UK at Hong Kong", he will feel a little silly as they lost two late wickets in this morning session.

That reminds me I must fire the cricket on Radio 5.

[zJordan]

Tom Masons first game in charge of Wolf FC proved successful with a league victory of 7 - 0 over Alberto FC, Tom Mason's first game in charge of a Champions-League side will begin in 15 minutes with a clash against Turkish Giants Kartal SK, Wolf FC are tipped to win the game by a large margin.

In other news a veterinarian has executed The Wolfman's only surviving Wolf from The Wolf Massacre at Wolf Arena that occurred a few days ago to comply with the court order issued by the Welsh Courts after the Wolf mauled several journalists, this effectively has ended The Wolfman's chances of taking back Chairman.

Board members have promised to reveal details regarding The Wolf Massacre which resulted in the death of two wolves at Wolf Arena to knock Batman Bin Suparman off the Chairman throne.

Reigning Chairman Jordan White has promised to put the past behind us and continue to dominate Welsh football, and assures us that we will NOT be tanking this season and we're fully committed to signing several players next season.

[leddy]

LEDDY FC TV NEWS

LEDDY FC demolish SJO 6-0 in the Cook isles, their best ever CL result. TWAT said" the past two seasons we have had sluggish starts in the groups, but this year with a mixture of young and old, I have a sqaud that could become legends, the last piece of the jigsaw was new boy 19 yr old "Bobby Plant" in DL, he again scored."Plant who has now scored in 3 of his first 4 games said about the win in Cook isles" we "trampled under foot".

There were no time for celebrations as they had to be back on the plane to England. They then tanked HCFUCVGC FC 7-0 where Ritchie Blackmore scored a hatrick...He said" Love this squad and now Planty is on board anything is possible and feel that all teams are "Mistreated" on the field by our stunning play". Even old boy Jack Beers who was on the field for 3 mins scored a goal.

"Wallygong Fosters" has now booked a hotel in Manchester after landing back in UK, as the Australians have closed on over 300-3, he now feels confident.......WE SHALL SEE



SKY NEWS


"Helmet Cheese" has started life in prison by sucking up to the Prison wardens by saying he will ref their games against the inmates.

[zJordan]

Tom Mason will send some of his Wolf FC Reserve coaches to the prison in which Cheese is currently residing in to train the inmates.

[leddy]

LEDDY FC TV

Archive of league table in season 2. This was the season LEDDY FC were unbeaten in the league and got to the CL final.

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LEDDY FC have flown to Spain for two away games there today, first is against OVIADO who are 3rd in the table behind joint leaders LEDDY and Galatasary in the league. Then its off to Madrid for the 2nd leg/2nd round of Cup against Real Madrid.

"TWAT" the team is fit and are looking forward to the games, we shall stay on a night here and hit the town after tonights cup clash.


Next weeks charity event is to take place in the "Vlad"lounge at Leddy FC, its to help raise money for "Megan Sheman" to have the operation.



*SKY NEWS*


*Helmet Cheese" is said to be the Governors pet and will get special treatment if he refs the games and also helps train the guards for a game against another prison guard team from just over the border in Poland.

[leddy]

LEDDY FC TV NEWS


LEDDY FC has joined the Top Eleven forum fantasy league for the coming season.

"TWAT" Time to stand up and be counted or be shown to be an incompetent fool when selecting teams.