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*LEDDY FC TV NEWS*

"Dingle Twat* has been speaking about other teams today, about WOLF FC he said " What a great result for them against Banana FC, last season on our server "Banana FC won the cup. I also like the way "July Fourth" play, I think there might be a comback today".

LEDDY FC didnt have to travel far today for the 2nd leg of cup game as its in England against "PACKER FC". They are 3-1 up but it seems that "PACKER" have made a panic buy last night with a new striker who has the best rating on the field, thus making his team on paper now stronger. "TWAT" said " they obviously want to win, but I feel we can get an away goal that might make the tie for them a mountain to high, but we are not counting our chickens, we will play are usual way of attacking football".


*SLY TV*

Ref "Norman freeman" had emergency surgery to remove a kitchen utensil from his buttocks and is under investigation for match fixing.


Fugitive,Ref, all round Knob "Helmet Cheese" is still in hospital where a bullet is lodged in a part of his skull, he is now talking but it seems the wound has hit the a part of the brain where he can now only tell the truth...When asked about the penalty in the CL final 2 seasons ago, when asked "Should it of been a free kick as originally awarded" ? he stated "YES"

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*LEDDY TV NEWS*

Here is the home and away kit for this season, available now at the club shop and online at www.leddyshop.co.uk.






"Megan Sheman" spent the whole day and night clearing out the bushes around the stadium for her community service. The porta loos are up and running bringing LEDDY FC inline with League rules.

"Megan" has been asked to unvail the state of the art Bog facilities at the next home game.

"Dingle twat" has said at the moment "we are not looking to buy in the transfer market but at some stage I might just dip into it for a DL player but I am seeing how it goes for now.

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LEDDY FC TV NEWS

LEDDY FC BEST EVER WIN

LEDDY FC go throught to next round of Cup after an astonishing 3-1 away victory. yesterdays first game was won 3-1 at home with two sides equal in quality.By the time of todays 2nd round tie against fello UK Team "Packer", Packer had bought 5 scout players in 24 hours making their team now far superior in quality.

"TWAT" said "This maybe only a first round match but with their 5 new world class scout players this has to be our finest victory"

New coach "Freddie Murberry" said of "Blackmore" who scored two goals and one assist "One man, One goal (two), One Vision"

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Wolf FC defeat Banana FC 4 - 0.

A surprising victory. -The Wolfman on roids

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LEDDY FC TV


Booster farming project in Uganda re opened after a season lay off.

LEDDY FC have been drawn against the mighty REAL MADRID in the next round of the cup, with their shadow strikers and glitz.....gulp.

In The league there are a couple of league champions, no bots,this could end up being the toughest season yet.

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LEDDY TV NEWS

Preperations for todays two home matches are taking place, a CL tie against Prasit Loaton and first league match of the season against las aguialas. " Megan freeman" will open the new porta loos although resisdents are still worried that 100 loos for 7000 fans might not be enough.

"Twat" we want to win our first group game in Cl something we havent been able to do in the past. Everyone is now fit for the first game.

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AEPRE FC donates all Norma Stitz Trophy ticket incomes to the Stitz family
AEPRE FC will be donating all the ticket revenues from both Norma Stitz trophies to Norma Stitz family, and Leddy FC's board. The manager says that he will find better team to play next season.

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AEPRE FC donates all Norma Stitz Trophy ticket incomes to the Stitz family
AEPRE FC will be donating all the ticket revenues from both Norma Stitz trophies to Norma Stitz family, and Leddy FC's board. The manager says that he will find better team to play next season.

Papaleo Legends manager Stacey Papaleo Sr. said that had they played at home in front of their fans on Saturday, they would fancied their chances of beating AEPRE FC.

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Papaleo Legends manager Stacey Papaleo Sr. said that had they played at home in front of their fans on Saturday, they would fancied their chances of beating AEPRE FC.

You may got to beat me, let's see will NGE appreciated you?

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Papaleo Legends manager Stacey Papaleo Sr. said that had they played at home in front of their fans on Saturday, they would fancied their chances of beating AEPRE FC.

Is this to do with the 35 t forum league ???


*LEDDY FC TV NEWS*

*Megan Sheman" is still to patrol around the grounds just incase their are not enough loos as part of her community service.



*SLY NEWS*

As cheeses's" condition now makes him tell the truth, his trial is to take place in hospital....further news as we get it.