*reuters* leddy fc news

[leddy]

Did you watched the match?

Hi We didn't watch the match I am afraid, what was the outcome ??

[pnr8555]

Hi We didn't watch the match I am afraid, what was the outcome ??

Plate result: AEPRE FC 35 2-1 FC Nicojean Cai (aet)
Trophy result: AEPRE FC 3-1 Papaleo Legends

[zJordan]

BBC News---------------------------

The Hound has finally been laid to rest and a post mortem has confirmed fears that he was poisoned with a nut, the nut was concealed in the Chicken breast and he didn't see or bite the nut because The Hound swallows things whole.

Head Coach named "Michael Phelan" has been arrested and charged of the murder of The Hound.

[zJordan]

Michael Phelan is cleared of the charge of murder of The Hound.

Wolf FC are hoping to appoint a new coach as Michael Phelan contract was terminated after violating a clause (Do not murder people) therefore no wages consisting of 3-years worth are to be paid to Mr Phelan.

In other news The Wolfman appointed his favourite Wolf as Assistant Manager, while he appointed his other Wolf as Head of Security. Analysts think The Wolfman's reign at Wolf FC will be the most symbolic but in terms of results the worst.

The Wolfman has a budget of nearly 8 Million to bring in 4 new players (a new DR, DC, MR, MC).

He also went on to add that our long-term second-keeper Andrei Manyur will be parting ways this season as The Wolfman refused to renew his contract, he believes Manyur is a useless player because he hasn't played once this entire season. It was also a tearful final game for former Manager Jordan White as his team lost Mr White's final game as Manager who is retiring to play games on the internet 24/7 today, as released earlier The Wolfman will take over as Manager. J White's stake in the ownership of Wolf FC will remain to be owned by J White, so J White will still have a big role in the boardroom at Wolf FC.

Wolf FC captain Ashley Williams lifted the Wolf FC League cup in honour of Norma Stitz and The Hound today as Wolf FC finished first in the league!

The Wolfman "I hope we are drawn in the same league as Leddy FC this season, in honour of Norma Stitz!"

[leddy]

*LEDDY FC TV NEWS*


Welcome to the first night of LEDDY FC TV, Leddy FC won their final away game of the season 2-0 and winning the league by 15 points. Multi position player "Tail Peeraer" who played mainly AMR this season scored the most goals (27), assists and overall best average rating in the league this season, Ace striker "Ritchie Blackmore" was second in the goal list WITH 20. Tail will no doubt be named Leddy FC player of the year at the end of season bash later tonight.

The final league table is below, with just the one loss in the league, not the unbeatables of last season but still an exceptional year.

[zJordan]

I had 24-1-1 too.

[leddy]

*SLY NEWS*

LEDDY FC Physio "Megan Sheman" is under lock and key in The Netherlands after confessing of the shooting of "Koch and Cheese". At this stage its unsure if she will be charged and go to trial because of the people she shot. Some say she did the world a favour.
"Cheese" has come out of the coma but is still in a bad way. He is unaware that "Koch" is no more and that ex GF "Sheman" shot them.


LEDDY FC TV NEWS

Tail Peeraer won player of the season at the end of season bash. New Coach "Brian Gay",outgoing old coach/caretaker boss "Maurice Glib" and ace striker "Ritchie Blackmore" took over the Karoke proceedings singing a mixture of "Bee gees", "Queen" and "Deep Purple" classics ( as if we couldn't guess). Ritchie brought his axe in to play the riffs and solos.

"Dingle Twat" got pissed and youth team coach "Wollygong Fosters" was alleged to have made a pass at cook "Ji (norma) Stitz", with new chairman and owner "Willie Hat" of "Durex" there, there were precautions all around.

The new porta loos will be ready as of tomorrow for fans.

After a few hangovers, this morning training was cancelled ahead of the first match of the season at home in the cup to fellow English side PACKER.

[leddy]

"LEDDY FC TV NEWS*

LEDDY FC have been drawn in Group D of CL alongside teams from France,Jamaica and Thailand. We have been given top seed this time around, "Dingle" said " There should be no mistakes this time around, when we reached final two seasons ago we lost our first game, last year after the "Spanish Armada" scandal we drew our first 3 games. This season we need to get a win straight away otherwise we are always on the back foot".

[July Fourth]

SKY SPORTS NEWS 15.00

July Fourth make their way back after a difficult 90 minutes of football after a 3-0 defeat away at PIPPO FC, After both managers were present in a rather one sided affair... July Fourth manager Mad Maccer says that believes that his side has what it takes to live with the best teams on the server, he did say he was disappointed with some of the decision making that referee Norman Freeman awarded a free-kick in what Miku believed to have won a fair challenge what what lead to PIPPO's first goal... PIPPO FC manager Yo Thosporn said after the game... It was important to for us to get the job done against July Fourth, they are a good, upcoming solid team that could cause many top teams trouble in future seasons including ourselves, "They know how to defend and attack, it's just that we can do it better at the moment in time." Mad Maccer is looking forward to the second leg and is trying to learn from any mistakes that his team my have learned from the first leg and insists he will give it a good go... "We maybe going out but we want to play for some pride."

[leddy]

LEDDY TV NEWS

LEDDY FC win first game of the season, a home game in the larger capacity of 7000 stadium to PACKER FC, equal in ratings but 3-1 to take to 2nd leg is welcome. B.Jedivic scored two goals but also got a yellow card which lead to PACKER getting a late goal. Player of the season Tail Peeraer got injured in training for ******** sake....he bent down to tie a boot lace back up.

The porta loos were not ready and again residents in near by houses where complaining of seeing over weight arses squating in the bushes.
Near by resident "Thelma Deasdale" said...I was out in my back garden which backs on to the ground when I saw a hairy bum peering through the bushes, I am fed up with it now"

LEDDY FC say the loos will be ready for next home game.


*SLY SPORTS NEWS*

"Megan Sheman" has been set free and been able to rejoin LEDDY FC after an emergency court said "Koch and Cheese" were the most wanted men in the world....she will be allowed to go but will be set community service back in England cleaning up the bushes around the ground until porta loos up and running.

"Cheese" is to still face trial when he gets out of hospital....