*reuters* leddy fc news

[zJordan]

BBC News---------------------------

The Hound has finally been laid to rest and a post mortem has confirmed fears that he was poisoned with a nut, the nut was concealed in the Chicken breast and he didn't see or bite the nut because The Hound swallows things whole.

Head Coach named "Michael Phelan" has been arrested and charged of the murder of The Hound.

[leddy]

Did you watched the match?

Hi We didn't watch the match I am afraid, what was the outcome ??

[pnr8555]

Hi We didn't watch the match I am afraid, what was the outcome ??

Plate result: AEPRE FC 35 2-1 FC Nicojean Cai (aet)
Trophy result: AEPRE FC 3-1 Papaleo Legends

[leddy]

Plate result: AEPRE FC 35 2-1 FC Nicojean Cai (aet)
Trophy result: AEPRE FC 3-1 Papaleo Legends

Congrats from all at LEDDY FC , we did look at the live feed yesterday where Norma's name was on the screen

[leddy]

*REUTERS*

LEDDY FC won their last home match against F91 DIDELING 9-0, before the match There was a min silence to remember "Norma Stitz" and "The Hound". There were 7 different scorers in a light hearted end of season game with nothing else to play for. At the end of the match The league title that hasn't left LEDDY FC for 3 years was awarded to Captain Thiago De Assis, "Dingle Twat", Maurice Glib and the rest celebrated. "The Norma (milky bars are on me)Stitz" stand rocked as the fans sang "there is only one Norma Stitzzzzzz". Although physio "Megan Sheman" was not there.

"Dingle Twat" said " it was nice to be back here for the final home game and being manager of this great t is team again next season is very special and I thank "Durex" for asking me, a club of this size needs to win the C/L and will try our best to do it next season"

The club have added 4000 seats for next season to make a capacity of 7000, alongside of some porta loos that are under construction after complaints that fans were crapping in the bushes outside of the ground due to Victorian style facilities.

"Maurice Glib" is to be replaced next season by "Brian Gay" who is to be made first team coach.

"Brian" said about long time coach Maurice "another one bites the dust"


"SLY NEWS"

"Helmet Cheese" is in a coma in Amsterdam hospital after being shot yesterday. "Megan Sheman" is at a prime suspect for the shooting although her where abouts is unknown after missing LEDDY FC last home game of the season.

[leddy]

"NEWS FLASH"

"Megan Sheman" has admited to the killing of "Herman Koch" and attempted killing of "Helmet Cheese"......she walked into a local Police station near "The Hague" and confessed......More news as we get it.

[zJordan]

Michael Phelan is cleared of the charge of murder of The Hound.

Wolf FC are hoping to appoint a new coach as Michael Phelan contract was terminated after violating a clause (Do not murder people) therefore no wages consisting of 3-years worth are to be paid to Mr Phelan.

In other news The Wolfman appointed his favourite Wolf as Assistant Manager, while he appointed his other Wolf as Head of Security. Analysts think The Wolfman's reign at Wolf FC will be the most symbolic but in terms of results the worst.

The Wolfman has a budget of nearly 8 Million to bring in 4 new players (a new DR, DC, MR, MC).

He also went on to add that our long-term second-keeper Andrei Manyur will be parting ways this season as The Wolfman refused to renew his contract, he believes Manyur is a useless player because he hasn't played once this entire season. It was also a tearful final game for former Manager Jordan White as his team lost Mr White's final game as Manager who is retiring to play games on the internet 24/7 today, as released earlier The Wolfman will take over as Manager. J White's stake in the ownership of Wolf FC will remain to be owned by J White, so J White will still have a big role in the boardroom at Wolf FC.

Wolf FC captain Ashley Williams lifted the Wolf FC League cup in honour of Norma Stitz and The Hound today as Wolf FC finished first in the league!

The Wolfman "I hope we are drawn in the same league as Leddy FC this season, in honour of Norma Stitz!"

[leddy]

*LEDDY FC TV NEWS*


Welcome to the first night of LEDDY FC TV, Leddy FC won their final away game of the season 2-0 and winning the league by 15 points. Multi position player "Tail Peeraer" who played mainly AMR this season scored the most goals (27), assists and overall best average rating in the league this season, Ace striker "Ritchie Blackmore" was second in the goal list WITH 20. Tail will no doubt be named Leddy FC player of the year at the end of season bash later tonight.

The final league table is below, with just the one loss in the league, not the unbeatables of last season but still an exceptional year.

[zJordan]

I had 24-1-1 too.

[leddy]

*SLY NEWS*

LEDDY FC Physio "Megan Sheman" is under lock and key in The Netherlands after confessing of the shooting of "Koch and Cheese". At this stage its unsure if she will be charged and go to trial because of the people she shot. Some say she did the world a favour.
"Cheese" has come out of the coma but is still in a bad way. He is unaware that "Koch" is no more and that ex GF "Sheman" shot them.


LEDDY FC TV NEWS

Tail Peeraer won player of the season at the end of season bash. New Coach "Brian Gay",outgoing old coach/caretaker boss "Maurice Glib" and ace striker "Ritchie Blackmore" took over the Karoke proceedings singing a mixture of "Bee gees", "Queen" and "Deep Purple" classics ( as if we couldn't guess). Ritchie brought his axe in to play the riffs and solos.

"Dingle Twat" got pissed and youth team coach "Wollygong Fosters" was alleged to have made a pass at cook "Ji (norma) Stitz", with new chairman and owner "Willie Hat" of "Durex" there, there were precautions all around.

The new porta loos will be ready as of tomorrow for fans.

After a few hangovers, this morning training was cancelled ahead of the first match of the season at home in the cup to fellow English side PACKER.