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LEDDY FC TV NEWS

LEDDY FC host two home games this afternoon and eve, first off is 2nd leg of CL with LEDDY 6-0 up against VIDA FC...Megan Sheman said " players all fit except DMC Kalpoe who is out for 8 days with a broken foot, lucky for us we have an equal replacement of T.Giddens."

Then its the crucial league match against STALUTA who are in 3rd place in the league and are no mugs. Twat said "its crucial we beat them to keep a point ahead of galatasary who are breathing down our necks and have already won their game today to go above us."

Freddie Murberry is back in England and back with the squad.




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CHEESE FOUND DEAD

The body of a man who is believed to ex ref "Helmet Cheese" was found some 6 miles away from CYCKI prison footy ground ..At this stage we have no idea how why or where exactly......COCKSTANTIN,O REA,LARGER, BOLLOCKSVICH have been found and caught and are on their way back to Bellendson Prison.

If it is the body of Cheese this would end one of the most imfamous stories in world Football which goes back almost two years since the CL Final in Amsterdam.


Sam Scoop reporter said" this is dramatic if true the coming months on here will be not the same not talking about "Helmet". The news channels at the moment are hot with this topic"

More on the story as we get it.

[Croft Original]

CHEESE FOUND DEAD

Lets hope this is not true, I smell something funny about this story, maybe cheese has just been in the sun too long LOL

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Lets hope this is not true, I smell something funny about this story, maybe cheese has just been in the sun too long LOL

If thats the case he could have melted lol.

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LEDDY FC NEWS

Leddy FC ease through to CL semi final after beating VIDA FC 2-0 and 8-0 on agg with a mainly reserve team. They also beat 3rd place team in league 2-1 and remain 1 point ahead. TWAT said " in two days time we host Galatasary who are in 2nd which could be the marker where the title goes. We still hurt from the debacle in Istanbul loosing 4-1, we need to make amends and get the tactics spot on.


REUTERS

Still no news on the death of a man who is meant to be Helmet Cheese.

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LEDDY TV NEWS


Emphatic 12-0 away win against U DE CHILE to go back one point ahead at top and a gd swing of 7 to LEDDY FC, Galatasary manager attended the game cheering on Chile, he was obviously there with the crunch match at our place in 2 days time.

TWAT said, we are very happy that we managed to turn the GD in our favour and happy for T Peeraer and Blackmore who both scored 4 each. It sets up the CL semi final tomorrow against French team US GOREE at our place and then another league match in the eve."

Blackmore said " I was the " Spotlight Kid" tonight.



REUTERS


The man found dead was indeed ex ref "Helmet Cheese" , it seems Oliver Cockstantin had grated him to death after Cheese had said to him while they were running away from the ground " it was your fault that we let the first goal in". The inquest also found traces of poison ivy in "Helmet's" body.


The others have been back in the Govs office back at Bellendson prison where you guessed it for a Bollocking and all sent to solitary.

It is believed that LEDDY FC would like to sign Rasputin Bollocksvich for the club in a years time when he is released, although due to the escape it could be longer.

Chairman "Willie Hat" said I am to fly to germany and see what we can do, he is an exceptional player.

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the man found dead was indeed ex ref "helmet cheese"

rip

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rip

Lol he was the tosser who ripped the CL away from us two seasons ago, His story went as far as it could go...its now AC (life after Cheese) not BC

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Lol he was the tosser who ripped the CL away from us two seasons ago, His story went as far as it could go...its now AC (life after Cheese) not BC

It was "DC" (During Cheese).

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It was "DC" (During Cheese).

Like it AC/DC I wonder if he will be "Back in Black"

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July Fourth are rumoured to spend many of their millions that they have saved up over the last 4 seasons and are making a £4million a season deal to sign Megan Sheman as their new club physio from LEDDY FC...

"We have had a good look in the tranny market and we have found the prime candidate"