*reuters* leddy fc news

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It seems thing are looking up for LEDDY FC since Dingle Twat came back after his self pity binge, the club won 7-0 away in league today and got through to the 4th round (1/8) of the cup for the first time in the clubs short history, it was after coming from a 1-0 defeat to win 2-1 on agg after extra time in tonights away return match to a team 2 levels above. "Twat" said " "we are delighted with the result.......Football Bloody hell"


Although Drama still seems to follow this club after club Physio "Morgan Sheman" came in to day and told the club he would like to be known as "Megan Sheman" from now on. "Maurice Glib" said "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk"