*reuters* leddy fc news

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*REUTERS* 9.21am


"Helmet Cheese" has escaped from a Barbados Jail and is on the run, "Herman Koch" was caught soon after when his leg got caught on the barbed wire and was hanging like a Xmas Turkey. It is believed information had got to "Koch" and "Cheese" about a bribe where it is believed 14 million was paid to put them down for life.

The press have swarmed to WOLF FC training ground as it is believed the bribe has come from within the club.

In other news

LEDDY FC throw away a lead in the last min in cup game, it finished 1-1, in the league its buisness as usual where they are top by 3 points.
Todyas crunch last CL game for Leddy Fc is a must win and hope other scores go their way...some say "Twat" will be sacked if they fail to qualify. No one was available for comment.

LEDDY FC new Youth academy is taking shape and are pleased to welcome Australian born "Wallygong Fosters" to run the academy. "Fosters is taking in the third day cricket test match at Trent Bridge today before heading down to the opening of the academy in a few days time.

Also "Norma Stitz's" daughter "Ji (norma)" is to become the new cook as of today.