*reuters* leddy fc news

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Thanks to successful co-operation with Barbados authorities the Wolfman has been sent a pair of old boxer shorts in which Cheese was wearing while in prison, it's hoped that the Wolfman will be able to get his wolves to sniff him out of his hole.

Unfortunately for him, his wolves and the rest of the team searching for Fugitive Helmet Cheese the boxer shorts will have to come with them, who will carry them? more at 11 tonight!

After a hugely successful campaign with Golden Wonder sponsoring a Satellite up-link and pot noodles Golden Wonder has chosen to buy a small share in the club of 17%, worth 16M, although the primary shareholder remains to be Wolf FC, Ltd so this won't effect who controls the club.

Wolf FC's board must elect a new Chairman by 21:30 precisely or the club's chain of command could fall into chaos as many share-holders will attempt to steal who holds Chairman from each other unless its legitimately elected by a share-majority.

there are 4 in order of share size
1 - 63% Wolf FC Ltd
2 - 17% Golden Wonder
3 - 15% Manager Jordan White
4 - 5% The Wolfman

Wolf FC Ltd's CEO & Chairman Joker Arroyo is expected to be elected due to his companies (the club's parent) majority-share holder title, however the Wolfman, as well as the manager and even Golden Wonder could be elected to control the club's staff, Manager and other essential operations. It's hoped that Joker Arroyo is elected (as he has done well in the past while being interim Chairman). The Wolfman has chosen himself to be the Chairman, it's generally unknown if the other candidates could chose themselves too.

The new Chairman of Wolf FC stated in a live-stream from Columbia "Me and my wolves are happy to be Chairman, I look forward to taking the role once I bring back Cheese's head."

Boredom does so many creative things to you