*reuters* leddy fc news

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In the next 2 days, it will conmemorate a 1 year anniversary of Norma Stitz's death. AEPRE FC's Board wanted to rename the AEPRE FC Forum Trophy to Norma Stitz Trophy. The request has been filed to LEDDY's Board. Let's see what they will say about this?

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*REUTERS*


LEDDY FC wish WOLF FC manager "Jordan White" all the best for his new post in FM13. caretaker "Maurice Glib" for the first and only time before his retirement actually said" Jordan White and the clubs help in finding "Koch and Cheese" has been exceptional, the Anglo-Welsh axis was crucial in sending them to "The Hague, He will be sadly missed"

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In the next 2 days, it will conmemorate a 1 year anniversary of Norma Stitz's death. AEPRE FC's Board wanted to rename the AEPRE FC Forum Trophy to Norma Stitz Trophy. The request has been filed to LEDDY's Board. Let's see what they will say about this?

*REUTERS* news flash

The new owners of LEDDY FC are having a meeting after Aepre FC want to name the forum trophy to "The Norma Stitz" trophy, Maurice Glib, Dingle Twat, Willie hat and daughter of Norma "Ji (norma) Stitz are having a Mass debate as we speak.


*SKY News*

Ji (Norma) Stitz has come out onto the steps of LEDDY FC after board meeting " I am delighted with being the cook, our team having secured another league title, our new owners Durex and "Twat" to be our manager again, but to top off a very strange season I am delighted The forum trophy is to be renamed "The Norma Stitz" Trophy as put forward by our friends Aepre FC, if they are happy to name it that then I am sure our dear "Norma" would be smiling from wherever she is and very honoured"

In sad news ex Chairman of Leddy FC asthma sufferer "Vlad the Inhaler" died after falling from a roof top and landing on garden railings, his brother "Vald the Retailer" said "it is sad but he achieved his life long goal to be like his boy hood hero "Vlad the impailer"

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The Wolfman has appointed himself as Manager of Wolf FC. (P.S I will now play the role as The Wolfman)

Jordan has been appointed manager of Barcelona in Can't say the actual name but it ends in 2013 and its made by Sports can't say the last thing about that either.

As promised The Wolfman will reveal his real name, Jordan already had inside knowledge of his name and placed his total Wolf FC wages turn in of £233,203 on the Wolfman's real name.

Jordan's bet: Blessing Love
His real name: Batman Bin Suparman

The Wolfman has given himself a transfer budget of £8.7Million (with sales from crap players we should have about £10M)

Wolf FC will lift the league winners trophy in honour of Norma Stitz.

Unfortunately Batman Bin Suparman's wolf attacked a crap player earlier on in training so the board signed a mutual termination contract with the crap player and agreed to pay him the money for a taxi home and a McDonalds Large Big Mac + all owed wages to stop him from having the Wolf being put down.

Batman bin Suparman aka The Wolfman has agreed with Golden Wonder's request to replace all healthy-meals for the players with pot noodles and Golden Wonder crisps. Both parties are thought to be delighted.

Golden Wonder will also sponsor Wolf FC following the end of this season.

Batman bin Suparman issued a statement "Unfortunately The Hound choked on a chicken breast on the flight home and he therefore died, we will be having a club-funeral and he will be buried under the kick-off spot 2-feet under at Wolf Arena, the funeral will take place tomorrow and every time a team kicks off at our Stadium they will smell, and think about The Hound"

The Wolfman admitted that The Hound assaulted Koch & Cheese on the ship.

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*BBC News*

The Hound was poisoned, according to the coroners report a Wolf FC spokesman has confirmed.

Meanwhile an investigation is underway work on The Hound's hole to be buried in is in full motion.

It was decided that the hound will be buried beneath were the manager shouts instructions to give the visitors staff more of an appreciation of what it took to bring participants in the Koch Cheese Incident to justice!

A full inquest will be launched tomorrow, it's believed that The Hound's chicken breast contained a nut, which he is allergic to, he specifically requested that there be no nuts served on the plane and subsequently they used this against him to take a life of an innocent man who only assaulted Koch & Cheese to the point that their noses were at the back of their necks before being pulled off them by Military Police with a taser.

If any civilians are convicted they will face trail in the Court of England & Wales says Wolf FC's Cleaning person.

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*REUTERS*

Plans for LEDDY FC last home match of the season are taking place, the trophy will be awarded at the end of the game. A min silence will be held before kick off for "Norma Stitz" who died a year ago (tomorrow). There will also be for "The Hound" who choked on a plane after the "Koch Cheese" fiasco.


SKY NEWS FLASH

"Herman Koch" shot dead outside the international court of justice at "The Hague", "Helmet Cheese" is in hospital in critical condition.

They were getting out of the police escort car, where the pair had brown bags over their heads when a sniper open fired and Killed "Koch" and wounded "Cheese"....Sources say that Leddy Fc physio had boarded a plane to Amsterdam this morning, we are unsure if this has anything to do with the shooting at this stage....more news as we get it.

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*REUTERS*

Taxi driver " Henry Van Winkal" at "Shippol" airport picked up "Megan Sheman" 3 hours before the shooting and drove her to " The Hague". Winkal" said " I knew it was "MS Sheman" due to the press coverage of the whole "Koch/Cheese/Sheman" thing and watching on TV...we have alot of LEDDY FC fans over here in "The Netherlands" so they are all faces we know. Especially after last years CL final here."

LEDDY FC spokesperson " Herbert Smith" said Megan is also one of our scouts and I think she was off to Holland to look for new players for next season" although when Speaking to "Dingle twat" he said before he knew of the shooting that "Megan was never a scout when he was there first time around" there seems to be conflicting news on the issue.

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The stream of Norma Stitz 35T Plate is live! Check the link down below.

For Norma Stitz Trophy, it will be tomorrow.

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The stream of Norma Stitz 35T Plate is live! Check the link down below.

For Norma Stitz Trophy, it will be tomorrow.

LEDDY FC and the Family of "Norma Stitz" are honoured.

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LEDDY FC and the Family of "Norma Stitz" are honoured.

Did you watched the match?