*REUTERS* 21.40pm


Under fire boss "Dingle Twat" was aked today after the 2nd leg of cup game why he played "G.Hurst" up front and not "F.Fadda" when Blackmore was injured ? as after the controvesial findings of Hurst in Amsterdam Twat had said he would be put on transfer list..."Twat" said " I wanted to give him one more chance, play him in a few games before I decide which striker to keep alongside "Blackmore".


The "Helmet Cheese" story seems to not go away, it was found that his Grandmother was Hungarian and born in the town of Imrehagy.
Helmet said " I dont see what the problem was, I thought it was a free kick but the linesman (Mike "Smeg" Dean) had a better view".

Forum fans hope they do not get drawn against any Hungarian teams if "Cheese" is to ref.

Asked about the death of Cook "Norma Stitz", he replied with the middle finger.....He denies that him and Dean where dressed as Undertakers at the funeral.

in other news
LEDDY FC spokesman said "we look forward to League fixture list to see when first game at home is for the opening of the new stand"