*reuters* leddy fc news

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*REUTERS* 1pm



LEDDY FC are in crisis, after D.L.D.L in all competitions with the worse defeat in their history CL they are in danger of not qualifying from CL group...Dingle Twats position is in danger if they do not scrape 2nd place in CL....."TWAT" after a great start to the season things have somewhat gone "Norma Stitz" up since the opening of "The Norma the milky bars are on me stand". I think teams have worked us out and I know we have to come out of this slump. I think the ghost of "Helmet Cheese" is still here but after having a ref today called "Herman Koch" today what do we expect in CL"

Someone from inside the club has said that he Dingle will be sacked if the doesnt qualify out of the group, winning is out of our hands and lying in third place with just 3 points from 3 draws and a loss isn't good enough.

The club were silent when asked about the Chairman "Vlad" who has been rumoured from pulling out of the club, thus leaving the club to go into liquadation after just 3 seasons.

*UPDATE 13.25pm*

It seems the Token farming project in Uganda has failed.