*reuters* leddy fc news

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*REUTERS* 15.25pm


LEDDY FC Draw away to KRUNKGAI FC 1-1 and go through 5-1 agg in first Q Cup game.

Dingle Twat said " Very happy with result as the team was from level 5, very upset though that New star striker "Ritchie Blackmore" was injured in the game and could miss the first league and CL game tomorrow, He was our "Highway Star" in the first leg"

Norma Stitz funeral took place this morning, her ashes are to be scattered at LEDDY FC ground tomorrow. Some eagle eyed journo snapped a picture of "Helmet Cheese" and "Mike (Smeg) Dean" who were not at the funeral but standing about 100 yards away both dressed as undertakers..... When the family found out after the service one of them was quoted to say " where is that spud gun fanatic when we need him" Such is the ill feeling for "Cheese" that the football public in general are asking for him to be dropped from any important games in the future.......Most forum fan sites are hoping "Cheese" doesnt pop up in one of their important matches.