*REUTERS* NEWS FLASH


"Helmet Cheese" and "Herman Koch" are in jail in Barbados, It seems "Koch" (who should of been on duty at a CL match tonight) flew out to Barbados when hearing the news that "Megan" was out there with "Cheese". "Sheman" and "Cheese" were out at a bar when "Koch" slipped in the back and tried to get "Megan" (formally known as "Morgan Sheman") to come with him. There was an altercation when both men drew pistols and shots were fired accidently hitting "Morgan" in the groin area and thus making "Morgan" totally into "Megan" when his/her bits were destroyed.

"Megan" is undergoing surgury as we speak while "Koch" and "Cheese" remain under lock and key.