REUTERS

LEDDY FC win home game in league 3-0 to go 11 points clear after 2nd place lost their game. caretaker boss "Maurice Glib" was unable to say anything due to him "Jive talkin". Striker "Ritchie Blackmore" who scored two tonight said " I felt a bit "Lazy" today but when I hit the field I like to go" Space Truckin".

" Dingle Twat" is still hunting out a buyer for the club and will resort to ballot at the end of the season for "Nestle" to become owners.


FOX NEWS Wolfman and others are feeling good after tucking into "Pot Noodles" and are raring to go and hunt for fugitive "Helmet Cheese". Also "Physio of LEDDY FC "Megan Sheman" has been asked to go out to Columbia to try woo "Helmet" from the jungle "