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The Wolf Man is streaming the chase with a head-cam live on Wolf FC's website and official YouTube Channel, a Satellite up link sponsored by Golden Wonder is fueling this hunt.

A NASA spokesman further commented "We're disappointed that Golden Wonder are sponsoring the up link with a British Satellite, however our hopes go out to the capture of Cheese".

Wolf FC Manager Jordan stated in a press conference "Once Cheese is captured the world will be a much safer, yet better world. Wolf Man will be back here keeping the press at bay while Cheese will safely be dead behind bars. Lets sincerely hope he does not evade our grasp this time round, otherwise god help us!!!"

*BBC News*

Wolf FC's "The Wolf Man" has sent us a exclusive picture of his latest weight-trimming tactics after hunting fugitive "Helmet Cheese" in the Colombian forest, he is known all over the globe for his fearless wolves that have not hesitated a second to attack our journalists in the past, however this picture displays the after effects of being away from civilization, lets go to our very own correspondent in Columbia who is currently holding the A3 photo of "The Wolf Man" who's name is not yet known, Wolf FC have promised to announce it once Cheese is captured. Anyway to our Columbia Correspondent "Sheman Menendez"

"Yes, it appears that The Wolf Man has sent us a picture of him as he looks at this very present moment"



He appears to have grown extensive facial hair, it also appears that the photo posted by Wolf FC earlier on was a 16th of July Joke, anyway more on this story as it comes!

Boredom makes me so creative!