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*BBC News*

The Hound was poisoned, according to the coroners report a Wolf FC spokesman has confirmed.

Meanwhile an investigation is underway work on The Hound's hole to be buried in is in full motion.

It was decided that the hound will be buried beneath were the manager shouts instructions to give the visitors staff more of an appreciation of what it took to bring participants in the Koch Cheese Incident to justice!

A full inquest will be launched tomorrow, it's believed that The Hound's chicken breast contained a nut, which he is allergic to, he specifically requested that there be no nuts served on the plane and subsequently they used this against him to take a life of an innocent man who only assaulted Koch & Cheese to the point that their noses were at the back of their necks before being pulled off them by Military Police with a taser.

If any civilians are convicted they will face trail in the Court of England & Wales says Wolf FC's Cleaning person.