*LEDDY TV NEWS*

1st team Coach "Brian Gay" has been sacked after just one game, it stems from an altercation at last nights end of season bash where "Blackmore and Gay" argued who had the biggest axe, "Blackmore stated that hje had created the greatest number of Rock riffs but conceaded that Gay had come up with some great pop/rock anthems......"Gay wasn't happy and punched "The man in Black".....Chairman "Willie Hat" sacked "Gay after the match today stating "BLackmore's" riffs were indestructable .

They have appointed "Freddie Murberry" as coach.."Murberry" said....."We are the Champions".