*reuters* leddy fc news

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*SLY NEWS*

"Megan Sheman" is back in UK and set to do community service straight away....armed with Pink marigolds and a bin bag, her task is a smelly one. Some fans stayed on after the cup game today to welcome her back and cheered her for putting Koch and Cheese out of action.

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*SLY NEWS* *SKY NEWS* *REUTERS* *CREAM PIE MONTHLY* *BBC* *ITV*



PIPPO FC manager Yo Thosporn is alleged to have bribed Ref "Norman Freeman" in a game against "JULY FOURTH" earlier today. It is said "Freeman" was bribed with a night with "Thosporn" GF Swedish model "Brenda Pornstat". Swedish Police raided "M/s Pornstat" place and "Freeman" was found to be there handcuffed to the bed face down with a kitchen utensil poking out of his buttocks. A red faced "Freeman" said nothing.

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For a moment there I thought we might have another Koch Cheese Incident on our hands!

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For a moment there I thought we might have another Koch Cheese Incident on our hands!

Somehow we might get a "Cheese Freeman" going on lol.

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*LEDDY TV NEWS*

1st team Coach "Brian Gay" has been sacked after just one game, it stems from an altercation at last nights end of season bash where "Blackmore and Gay" argued who had the biggest axe, "Blackmore stated that hje had created the greatest number of Rock riffs but conceaded that Gay had come up with some great pop/rock anthems......"Gay wasn't happy and punched "The man in Black".....Chairman "Willie Hat" sacked "Gay after the match today stating "BLackmore's" riffs were indestructable .

They have appointed "Freddie Murberry" as coach.."Murberry" said....."We are the Champions".

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*Reuters*

The Wolfman, now manager of Wolf FC believes no signings need to be made to improve Wolf FC, he believes that his team can succeed by ordering his Wolves to maul our opponents top-players.

(The real reason is I was in a bidding war and lost 39 tokens and now I have nothing left to bid for new players so this season we're sitting out of the transfer market)

We've also won our preliminary game first leg against some Banana FC side 4-2, the affair was a dull affair with rain soaking players & fans to the skin, The Wolfman decided to take his clothes off to feel more closer to his wolves.

However Wolf FC came out of it with a win, tomorrow The Wolfman will reveal the new Wolf Arena stadium, The Hound has been dug up and will be buried beneath the new stadium.

There are now rumours circulating that the ref was biased towards Banana FC, claiming their two goals from controversial penalties.

An inquest is currently ongoing however Wolf FC won the affair despite the visitors bribing the ref.

The referee is called Taco Spice and he has been formally suspended by the British Football Association.

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PAPALEO NEWS CHANNEL 20.00

It's been announced that Geoff Tank will referee the 2nd leg at Islington Park tomorrow in which is effectively a dead rubber between July Fourth and PIPPO FC

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*LEDDY FC TV NEWS*

"Dingle Twat* has been speaking about other teams today, about WOLF FC he said " What a great result for them against Banana FC, last season on our server "Banana FC won the cup. I also like the way "July Fourth" play, I think there might be a comback today".

LEDDY FC didnt have to travel far today for the 2nd leg of cup game as its in England against "PACKER FC". They are 3-1 up but it seems that "PACKER" have made a panic buy last night with a new striker who has the best rating on the field, thus making his team on paper now stronger. "TWAT" said " they obviously want to win, but I feel we can get an away goal that might make the tie for them a mountain to high, but we are not counting our chickens, we will play are usual way of attacking football".


*SLY TV*

Ref "Norman freeman" had emergency surgery to remove a kitchen utensil from his buttocks and is under investigation for match fixing.


Fugitive,Ref, all round Knob "Helmet Cheese" is still in hospital where a bullet is lodged in a part of his skull, he is now talking but it seems the wound has hit the a part of the brain where he can now only tell the truth...When asked about the penalty in the CL final 2 seasons ago, when asked "Should it of been a free kick as originally awarded" ? he stated "YES"

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*LEDDY TV NEWS*

Here is the home and away kit for this season, available now at the club shop and online at www.leddyshop.co.uk.






"Megan Sheman" spent the whole day and night clearing out the bushes around the stadium for her community service. The porta loos are up and running bringing LEDDY FC inline with League rules.

"Megan" has been asked to unvail the state of the art Bog facilities at the next home game.

"Dingle twat" has said at the moment "we are not looking to buy in the transfer market but at some stage I might just dip into it for a DL player but I am seeing how it goes for now.

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LEDDY FC TV NEWS

LEDDY FC BEST EVER WIN

LEDDY FC go throught to next round of Cup after an astonishing 3-1 away victory. yesterdays first game was won 3-1 at home with two sides equal in quality.By the time of todays 2nd round tie against fello UK Team "Packer", Packer had bought 5 scout players in 24 hours making their team now far superior in quality.

"TWAT" said "This maybe only a first round match but with their 5 new world class scout players this has to be our finest victory"

New coach "Freddie Murberry" said of "Blackmore" who scored two goals and one assist "One man, One goal (two), One Vision"