*reuters* leddy fc news

[leddy]

"LEDDY FC TV NEWS*

LEDDY FC have been drawn in Group D of CL alongside teams from France,Jamaica and Thailand. We have been given top seed this time around, "Dingle" said " There should be no mistakes this time around, when we reached final two seasons ago we lost our first game, last year after the "Spanish Armada" scandal we drew our first 3 games. This season we need to get a win straight away otherwise we are always on the back foot".

[July Fourth]

SKY SPORTS NEWS 15.00

July Fourth make their way back after a difficult 90 minutes of football after a 3-0 defeat away at PIPPO FC, After both managers were present in a rather one sided affair... July Fourth manager Mad Maccer says that believes that his side has what it takes to live with the best teams on the server, he did say he was disappointed with some of the decision making that referee Norman Freeman awarded a free-kick in what Miku believed to have won a fair challenge what what lead to PIPPO's first goal... PIPPO FC manager Yo Thosporn said after the game... It was important to for us to get the job done against July Fourth, they are a good, upcoming solid team that could cause many top teams trouble in future seasons including ourselves, "They know how to defend and attack, it's just that we can do it better at the moment in time." Mad Maccer is looking forward to the second leg and is trying to learn from any mistakes that his team my have learned from the first leg and insists he will give it a good go... "We maybe going out but we want to play for some pride."

[leddy]

LEDDY TV NEWS

LEDDY FC win first game of the season, a home game in the larger capacity of 7000 stadium to PACKER FC, equal in ratings but 3-1 to take to 2nd leg is welcome. B.Jedivic scored two goals but also got a yellow card which lead to PACKER getting a late goal. Player of the season Tail Peeraer got injured in training for ******** sake....he bent down to tie a boot lace back up.

The porta loos were not ready and again residents in near by houses where complaining of seeing over weight arses squating in the bushes.
Near by resident "Thelma Deasdale" said...I was out in my back garden which backs on to the ground when I saw a hairy bum peering through the bushes, I am fed up with it now"

LEDDY FC say the loos will be ready for next home game.


*SLY SPORTS NEWS*

"Megan Sheman" has been set free and been able to rejoin LEDDY FC after an emergency court said "Koch and Cheese" were the most wanted men in the world....she will be allowed to go but will be set community service back in England cleaning up the bushes around the ground until porta loos up and running.

"Cheese" is to still face trial when he gets out of hospital....

[leddy]

*SLY NEWS*

"Megan Sheman" is back in UK and set to do community service straight away....armed with Pink marigolds and a bin bag, her task is a smelly one. Some fans stayed on after the cup game today to welcome her back and cheered her for putting Koch and Cheese out of action.

[leddy]

*SLY NEWS* *SKY NEWS* *REUTERS* *CREAM PIE MONTHLY* *BBC* *ITV*



PIPPO FC manager Yo Thosporn is alleged to have bribed Ref "Norman Freeman" in a game against "JULY FOURTH" earlier today. It is said "Freeman" was bribed with a night with "Thosporn" GF Swedish model "Brenda Pornstat". Swedish Police raided "M/s Pornstat" place and "Freeman" was found to be there handcuffed to the bed face down with a kitchen utensil poking out of his buttocks. A red faced "Freeman" said nothing.

[zJordan]

For a moment there I thought we might have another Koch Cheese Incident on our hands!

[leddy]

For a moment there I thought we might have another Koch Cheese Incident on our hands!

Somehow we might get a "Cheese Freeman" going on lol.

[leddy]

*LEDDY TV NEWS*

1st team Coach "Brian Gay" has been sacked after just one game, it stems from an altercation at last nights end of season bash where "Blackmore and Gay" argued who had the biggest axe, "Blackmore stated that hje had created the greatest number of Rock riffs but conceaded that Gay had come up with some great pop/rock anthems......"Gay wasn't happy and punched "The man in Black".....Chairman "Willie Hat" sacked "Gay after the match today stating "BLackmore's" riffs were indestructable .

They have appointed "Freddie Murberry" as coach.."Murberry" said....."We are the Champions".

[zJordan]

*Reuters*

The Wolfman, now manager of Wolf FC believes no signings need to be made to improve Wolf FC, he believes that his team can succeed by ordering his Wolves to maul our opponents top-players.

(The real reason is I was in a bidding war and lost 39 tokens and now I have nothing left to bid for new players so this season we're sitting out of the transfer market)

We've also won our preliminary game first leg against some Banana FC side 4-2, the affair was a dull affair with rain soaking players & fans to the skin, The Wolfman decided to take his clothes off to feel more closer to his wolves.

However Wolf FC came out of it with a win, tomorrow The Wolfman will reveal the new Wolf Arena stadium, The Hound has been dug up and will be buried beneath the new stadium.

There are now rumours circulating that the ref was biased towards Banana FC, claiming their two goals from controversial penalties.

An inquest is currently ongoing however Wolf FC won the affair despite the visitors bribing the ref.

The referee is called Taco Spice and he has been formally suspended by the British Football Association.

[July Fourth]

PAPALEO NEWS CHANNEL 20.00

It's been announced that Geoff Tank will referee the 2nd leg at Islington Park tomorrow in which is effectively a dead rubber between July Fourth and PIPPO FC