*Reuters* 19.30pm

After Wolf FC passing comment in a news article on "Cheese and Dean", the pair were pulled in by the governing body of Refs, they have been told that they can no longer be at the same games in future.


LEDDY FC had a mixed day, their first game in the league, an away game was won 3-0, while the first CL game was drawn 2-2. "Dingle Twat" said...."The CL game was a shock, we were 2-0 down before I had even got to dug out, I switched formation and brought On Hurst as striker alongside "The man in Black" R.Blackmore and reverted to 3N-5-2 (wide) and Hurst got us 2 goals back, it was a good move on my part"

"Hurst" "I am very lucky to be put on again as I know I have been in papers about things after CL final last season, I had to prove that I love the club. Although I might of got the winner if I hadn't taken my eye off the ball when a woman fan streaked across the pitch"

Tomorrow night LEDDY FC play their first home game in league and the opening of the new stand, plans are that all fans are to be given spud guns to fire in the air as a mark of respect for Cook "Norma Stitz".....The person to give a talk is still kept under wraps but they will also be scattering the ashes on the pitch before kick off.