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LEDDY FC Physio "Megan Sheman" is under lock and key in The Netherlands after confessing of the shooting of "Koch and Cheese". At this stage its unsure if she will be charged and go to trial because of the people she shot. Some say she did the world a favour.
"Cheese" has come out of the coma but is still in a bad way. He is unaware that "Koch" is no more and that ex GF "Sheman" shot them.


LEDDY FC TV NEWS

Tail Peeraer won player of the season at the end of season bash. New Coach "Brian Gay",outgoing old coach/caretaker boss "Maurice Glib" and ace striker "Ritchie Blackmore" took over the Karoke proceedings singing a mixture of "Bee gees", "Queen" and "Deep Purple" classics ( as if we couldn't guess). Ritchie brought his axe in to play the riffs and solos.

"Dingle Twat" got pissed and youth team coach "Wollygong Fosters" was alleged to have made a pass at cook "Ji (norma) Stitz", with new chairman and owner "Willie Hat" of "Durex" there, there were precautions all around.

The new porta loos will be ready as of tomorrow for fans.

After a few hangovers, this morning training was cancelled ahead of the first match of the season at home in the cup to fellow English side PACKER.