*reuters* leddy fc news

[pnr8555]

LEDDY FC and the Family of "Norma Stitz" are honoured.

Did you watched the match?

[leddy]

Did you watched the match?

Hi We didn't watch the match I am afraid, what was the outcome ??

[pnr8555]

Hi We didn't watch the match I am afraid, what was the outcome ??

Plate result: AEPRE FC 35 2-1 FC Nicojean Cai (aet)
Trophy result: AEPRE FC 3-1 Papaleo Legends

[leddy]

Plate result: AEPRE FC 35 2-1 FC Nicojean Cai (aet)
Trophy result: AEPRE FC 3-1 Papaleo Legends

Congrats from all at LEDDY FC , we did look at the live feed yesterday where Norma's name was on the screen

[leddy]

*REUTERS*

LEDDY FC won their last home match against F91 DIDELING 9-0, before the match There was a min silence to remember "Norma Stitz" and "The Hound". There were 7 different scorers in a light hearted end of season game with nothing else to play for. At the end of the match The league title that hasn't left LEDDY FC for 3 years was awarded to Captain Thiago De Assis, "Dingle Twat", Maurice Glib and the rest celebrated. "The Norma (milky bars are on me)Stitz" stand rocked as the fans sang "there is only one Norma Stitzzzzzz". Although physio "Megan Sheman" was not there.

"Dingle Twat" said " it was nice to be back here for the final home game and being manager of this great t is team again next season is very special and I thank "Durex" for asking me, a club of this size needs to win the C/L and will try our best to do it next season"

The club have added 4000 seats for next season to make a capacity of 7000, alongside of some porta loos that are under construction after complaints that fans were crapping in the bushes outside of the ground due to Victorian style facilities.

"Maurice Glib" is to be replaced next season by "Brian Gay" who is to be made first team coach.

"Brian" said about long time coach Maurice "another one bites the dust"


"SLY NEWS"

"Helmet Cheese" is in a coma in Amsterdam hospital after being shot yesterday. "Megan Sheman" is at a prime suspect for the shooting although her where abouts is unknown after missing LEDDY FC last home game of the season.

[leddy]

"NEWS FLASH"

"Megan Sheman" has admited to the killing of "Herman Koch" and attempted killing of "Helmet Cheese"......she walked into a local Police station near "The Hague" and confessed......More news as we get it.