*REUTERS* news flash
The new owners of LEDDY FC are having a meeting after Aepre FC want to name the forum trophy to "The Norma Stitz" trophy, Maurice Glib, Dingle Twat, Willie hat and daughter of Norma "Ji (norma) Stitz are having a Mass debate as we speak.
*SKY News*
Ji (Norma) Stitz has come out onto the steps of LEDDY FC after board meeting " I am delighted with being the cook, our team having secured another league title, our new owners Durex and "Twat" to be our manager again, but to top off a very strange season I am delighted The forum trophy is to be renamed "The Norma Stitz" Trophy as put forward by our friends Aepre FC, if they are happy to name it that then I am sure our dear "Norma" would be smiling from wherever she is and very honoured"
In sad news ex Chairman of Leddy FC asthma sufferer "Vlad the Inhaler" died after falling from a roof top and landing on garden railings, his brother "Vald the Retailer" said "it is sad but he achieved his life long goal to be like his boy hood hero "Vlad the impailer"