*REUTERS*

LEDDY FC win again and remain 12 points clear with 12 points to play for, with a goal diff of 50 better than 2nd place team the celebrations are already taking place. Ritchie Blackmore said " we will play tonight and hope to win which will confirm the title, untill then "The battle rages on".

"Dingle Twat" is mooted to become the manager again, sources say "Durex" are going to buy the club " Durex" spokesman "Willie Hat" said LEDDY FC defence is famous for being impregnable , that sits along side our product that has for years been the same, we also want to install "Dingle" back as manager as we feel he was unfairly sacked after the Spanish fixing scam"


*FOX NEWS*

In a twist to the story of fugitive "Cheese", it seems that he has managed to get back to Barbados and get "Koch". He managed to get a job under the noses of the authorities as police escort and has driven the van with "Koch" on board a waiting ship...it cannot be long before they are caught.

an inquest is taking place to see how "Cheese" got a job with the police.