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Wolf FC Update: We've not lost since the last update, nothing to say.

*BBC Wales*

Wolf FC Manager Jordan White has described the Cheese & Koch scandal as the "Koch Cheese Incident". Cheese managed to impregnate Barbados Authorities with his false credentials which infuriated South Wales Police and their partners Metropolitan Police.

Columbian authorities have officially issued a arrest warrant in Columbia and all of its allies (not many) for the arrest of Helmet Cheese for 77 counts of unlawful murder in the Columbian plane crash.

As of the 25th of July which will begin in just a few hours Westminster will use their international extradition treaty and issue an arrest warrant for former Fifa-Certified Referee's Herman Koch and Helmet Cheese under the following charges:

*Cheese: Murder of Norma Stitz (accused)
*Koch: Accessory to The Murder of Norma Stitz (accused)
*Cheese: Charge of Prostitution to get the money to get a flight to Barbados
*Koch: Prison escape
*Cheese: Murder of all non-survivors of the Columbian-plane crash (accused of causing the crash)
*Cheese: Accessory to the Koch Prison escape
*Cheese: Fraud via portraying themselves as Barbados Police escort.
*Some more but the pen ran out and it was late.

As of the 25th of July all nations signatory to the International Extradition treaty are obliged to extradite both Helmet Cheese and Herman Koch if found, failure to comply will cause international-incident with the United Kingdom and its big brother, United States.

Wolf FC have given a reward of £14 Million British Pounds alive or dead of both.

ITV News:

We've retreived bone-chilling images from Nat Geo Wild Wolf documentary from Yellowstone Regarding The Hound.



It's understood that The Hound and The Wolfman are now with the Royal Navy in a joint naval hunt for Koch & Cheese's boat with The French, Spanish and Italian Navy. (All France, Spain and Italy are hoping to extradite him to the UK if found)