*REUTERS*

Plans for LEDDY FC last home match of the season are taking place, the trophy will be awarded at the end of the game. A min silence will be held before kick off for "Norma Stitz" who died a year ago (tomorrow). There will also be for "The Hound" who choked on a plane after the "Koch Cheese" fiasco.


SKY NEWS FLASH

"Herman Koch" shot dead outside the international court of justice at "The Hague", "Helmet Cheese" is in hospital in critical condition.

They were getting out of the police escort car, where the pair had brown bags over their heads when a sniper open fired and Killed "Koch" and wounded "Cheese"....Sources say that Leddy Fc physio had boarded a plane to Amsterdam this morning, we are unsure if this has anything to do with the shooting at this stage....more news as we get it.