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PRESS STATEMENT FROM LEDDY FC

We wish "Wolf FC" good luck in CL match, we hope it goes or it did go well.


*THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER* front cover....Is "Helmet Cheese" the most hated man in football ? in this issue we look at why "Cheese" has made a right "Gorgonzola" of himself...Dodgy games and now on the run as a fugitive..Pick up a copy at all crap news stands.


With no cup games LEDDY FC win 4-2 at home and stay 6 points clear. "Maurice Glib" caretaker manager talked about the sacking of "Twat" for the first time today "Tragedy,When the feeling’s gone and you can’t go on,It’s tragedy"

"CHEESE" has been seen in a Rehab for ex Refs in "Sacramento" California, By the time the police were notified "Helmet" had fled on a motorbike.... The American Nation were amazed to see the chase on "Fox news" as "Cheese" was chased down the highway by choppers,bikes and cars. The chase continues through different States and is thought to be heading for "Vegas".