*reuters* leddy fc news

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*REUTERS* 9.50am

LEDDY FC get ready for todays crucial away leg in the cup to "Somalia" it stands at 1-1, after last nights bombshell that Spanish Clubs fixed a result to dump Leddy out of the CL group stages morale is very low. "Dingle Twat" gone and "Maurice Glib" in as caretaker.The club is in demise.

Rumours are surfacing the asthma sufferer Chairman "Vlad (the) Inhaler is to leave the club at the end of the season taking his finances with him, so much so he has given the reigns to his younger brother, who owns a chain of shops back in Romania......."Vlad (the) Retailer" will see things through until the end of the season.

"Megan Sheman" is back in the fold after op and will get working on the boys for the cup game. Ace striker "Ritchie Blackmore" said "Megan isnt "My woman from Tokyo" but she is our woman from Tewksbury"


"Herman Koch" tried to end it all in jail by listening to "Justin Bieber" 24/7 (enough to kill anybody), but when some eagle eyed or eared Jalior twigged what was going on he stuck on some "Led Zeppelin" where Koch came around from his deep sleep he was drifting into from "Beiber".

"Helmet Cheese" was spotted getting on a boat dressed as a banana, the authorities have been told and a swat team in a helicopter is beleaved to be circling the boat out in the Caribbean heading towards the coast of "Florida" .