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"Wallygong Fosters" the new youth coach is set to start tomorrow after watching his homeland fail to win the first Ashes test, un beknown to him The club will be playing "Jeruselum" as the players take to the field for all home matches at all levels.

After being dumped out of two cup comps, LEDDY FC morale was low but a home 5-1 win in the league helped a little to bring spirits up and reamain top by 6 points.

Reporter Sam Scoop could not be bothered to ask Caretaker/Coach "Maurice Glib" what he thought about the win due to the naff Statements. Instead he asked new cook Ji(norma) Stitz what she thought...."Well it was a full house today and The baps sold like hot cakes, just hope we find a full time manager and Chairman otherwise its curtains for the club, also well done to Englands great win in the Ashes"

" Herman Koch" faces trial for the "Megan Sheman" shooting next week......."Helmet Cheese" who is on the run has got a big bounty on his head, "Wolf FC" say that Sherlock Holmes" will come out of retirement to find the missing "Helmet". What "Cheese" doesnt know is if he stayed in jail he would of been set free due to the fact he was with "Megan" and it was "Koch" who fired the shot and caused the altercation. But as he escaped from jail he will now be charged when found as a fugitive. "Cheese" seems to have made a Koch of himself.


*STOP PRESS*

ex LEDDY FC manger "Dingle Twat" has been interviewed by "Sam Scoop", in part of the interview "Dingle" said that he is trying to get a consorteum together to take over the club and stop it from going into liquadation at the end of the season since "VLAD" pulled out after cup and CL exits. Twat" said " If I can I will get some people together to help buy the club and I will become Chairman, I have a manager in mind who I think could take the club to the next level that I couldn't do.