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[leddy]

SPEIGEL ONLINE

"Helmet Cheese" has set the cat amoungst the pigeons when he put forward that some of the inmates should play for the screws team. The up and coming match against Polish prison Cycki is to be played soon. The Bellendson prison team is to be known as "The Knobs".
Helmet is trying to put his best Knob eleven together. So far its

GK... Hacker (two knobs) Holst
DR...Lingham Shaft, (son of ex ww2 fighter pilot)
DL... Nobby Piles. (C)
DC... Oliver Cockstantin,
DC... Rasputin Bollocksvich,
DMC... Bobby Bellender,
MC... Dick Fritz
MC... Jock Strap (Scottish Screw married to Helda Fullsome)
AML... Hans (Tes) Tickles
AMR... Boris Bulboused
ST... Franz Pubex


There are to be 4 subs of which Cheese is unsure of at this time .....Suggestions please ??

[Phil Scrivener]

SPEIGEL ONLINE

"Helmet Cheese" has set the cat amoungst the pigeons when he put forward that some of the inmates should play for the screws team. The up and coming match against Polish prison Cycki is to be played soon. The Bellendson prison team is to be known as "The Knobs".
Helmet is trying to put his best Knob eleven together. So far its

GK... Hacker (two knobs) Holst
DR...Lingham Shaft, (son of ex ww2 fighter pilot)
DL... Nobby Piles. (C)
DC... Oliver Cockstantin,
DC... Rasputin Bollocksvich,
DMC... Bobby Bellender,
MC... Dick Fritz
MC... Jock Strap (Scottish Screw married to Helda Fullsome)
AML... Hans (Tes) Tickles
AMR... Boris Bulboused
ST... Franz Pubex


There are to be 4 subs of which Cheese is unsure of at this time .....Suggestions please ??

Cock Fosters ( the London mafia master mind for the safe door blowjob )
Dick Tracey
Hissing Syd ( the one eyed snake) Python
Crabby Balls (Not sure why he is in prison just sits in the corner looking sad )

[leddy]

Cock Fosters ( the London mafia master mind for the safe door blowjob )
Dick Tracey
Hissing Syd ( the one eyed snake) Python
Crabby Balls (Not sure why he is in prison just sits in the corner looking sad )

Cock Fosters has made it to the bench as replacement GK.....nice work.

[July Fourth]

Ivor Hardy, Randy Knight, Mike Hunt, Phil McCracken, Ben Dover?

[leddy]

Ivor Hardy, Randy Knight, Mike Hunt, Phil McCracken, Ben Dover?

Ivor Hardy is on the bench as striker/AML/R..

[pnr8555]

Ivor Hardy is on the bench as striker/AML/R..

Hardy is a defensive player!

[leddy]

Hardy is a defensive player!

Ok why is that ?? Thought he would need to be up front to thrust through the defense ???

[Phil Scrivener]

If you need someone out wide on the wing ( snigger snigger I know whats Coming snigger snigger) you could use Girth larger from Romania ( inside for a wide range of offenses ) ??

[leddy]

If you need someone out wide on the wing ( snigger snigger I know whats Coming snigger snigger) you could use Girth larger from Romania ( inside for a wide range of offenses ) ??

"Nice one centurian..like it like it" yep Girth larger is in the squad as AML/R....

[Phil Scrivener]

or the dutch striker --- Just VanTrappeditinthezipper
or --- Flasher Gorden ( inside for taking illegal photo's )

Ok going to leave it for someone else to think now