Quote Originally Posted by SimplySimon View Post
Hi,

I'm new to the forum and I can't be bothered to read all the guides, tutorials and threads that have been created here by people who are prepared to share their time and experience for the benefit of others

Having said that, I do want to win every game I play, scoring lots of goals without conceding (m)any

So what I want to know is - what formation is the one that beats all others? Also, which tactics should I set to ensure I always win against anyone?

I need to know this because I don't want to learn about this game, or the game of football generally, if it requires my time and energy to do so. As far as I understand, in life there is always one way to do things successfully so this should be the same on this game - correct?

Please answer me quickly and accurately, and make it as simple as possible

Also, do not expect me to return here to thank you for your answers or to report on my progress - you are giving me your time because you want to and I should not be expected to be grateful for that or to return the favour of sharing my experience. Please do not be so selfish and demanding

If you are sarcastic about my excellent question I will be annoyed, and if you do not answer in the way I want I will be angry - this is my thread for you to help me, so do it

I will return to see answers, reply angrily if necessary and then never post again. I may pester you by private message if you answer my question but not exactly as I wanted you to

I would say thank you for reading, but I don't want you to read - I want my answers

That is all..
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