I used to play the Fish World app, and regularly used to chat in the forums. That was a pretty jovial bunch until a particular poster joined and started whinging about almost everything to do with the game. One particular night, I got so fed up with his ranting, I got into a heated row with him, which ended with me saying I would be getting my violin out for him. He didn't take it well and told me where to shove it. I left for about an hour, and when I retuned he had gone. One of my fb friends remarked about me being away, and I joked that I had been trying to retrieve the violin from where I'd shoved it. That caused no end of amusement.

The next couple of times he appeared in the forums, other posters started making comments like "strike up the band" and "fiddles at dawn". He must have got the message because he disappeared for good, shortly after.