OZ SPOR FC 0-4 LONDON CITY

Our players can always be relied upon to do exactly the opposite from what the manager tells them. We are trying to tank the season, so they go out and murder the opposition, who were trying to cement a champions league spot. Man of the match, Vener Chekmarev scored twice in the opening 22 minutes, both fine solo efforts. Then Ronan Kelly made it three, just after the half hour, to give us a 3-0 lead at the break. Six minutes into the second period, Chris Pigott made it four, with another solo effort, to wrap up the scoring. Murat Ozturk collected a late booking. The result still leaves us in 10th spot, but now only 7 points adrift of the promotion places, and we have by far the best goal difference of all the lower teams.

GOAL STATS: Chekmarev 5, Chekmarev 22, Kelly 31, Pigott 51