This is how you tank...

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Have you considered seeing a proctologist?

That's the lamest attempt at an insult I've ever heard.

But if you were inquiring out of genuine interest for my anus, I'm pleased to tell you it's fine and working very well, no need to bother a proctologist.

Do you always express so much interest in other mens arseholes?

Speak plainly and play the game to win .... that is my advise to you