We have dug up 2 funny names to choose from, both German and real life ex-players.
Uwe Fuchs - 87 goals in 271 games, had spells at Middlesbrough and Millwall. Ralf Minge - 103 goals in in 222 games, played at Dynamo Dresden and now manager of Bayer Leverkusen II
Who is it to be?
There was a player (either Spanish or Portuguese) by the name of Ufarte. Can't remember his first name.