T11 Idiotisms or idioms ( Plse make it funny)

[littledude072]

didnt want to mess up the previous post

i use idioms a lot. what better way to slam someone, than with an idiom. dat be high class son, dat be high class
these are in order by how often i use them, still a few i cant remix
here are favourites, mix them, then i will ever so forever be in you debt

when pigs fly over a frozen hell
drastic times call for drastic measures
kill 2 birds with 1 stone
between a rock and a hard place *
taste of your own medicine
once in a blue moon
sitting on the fence
take with a grain of salt
costs an arm and a leg
blessing in disguise
speak of the devil
give the benefit of the doubt
every cloud has a silver lining
beat around the bush
(may i play) devils advocate (for a moment) - love that episode where homer says that and plays a pinball machine called devils advocate

and here are my T11fied idioms

the stat is a lie (all stats are lies)
big trolls come from small 1* teams (yep)
go with the token flow *
never judge a 4-4-2 by their players (overpowered)
curiosity killed the token buyer (token buyers get pissed off most out of all of usish)
let the cat die in the bag (no answers)
a scout on the list is worth more than 2 on the tranny (rather than losing +50 tokens)
saved by the nevermind (80th minute opposition goal/card)
the bigger they are the harder they vent (TBs vent more than 35Ts ;P)
dont put all of you tokens on one player (losing ALL of your tokens on one player)
going the extra token (addiction to the tranny market)
back to the formation boards (asking about formations again)
trollinho has left the building (no troll matches, yet)
method to the fonzness (likes to change game times OR just being me, joking around a lot)
again (with) the clock? (tranny bugs with unsynced clocks)
not playing with a full squad (unmanaged teams)
you can play that again (i know corny, consecutive random friendlies)
lurking trollinho (dat jose mourinho be watchin yous)
barking up the wrong thread (vents on the forum)
couch/cold nordeus (no answers)
got up on the wrong side of the fixture (missed watching)
an injury a dozen (too many injuries)
add injury to injury (reoccurring injuries)
get bent out of formation (no auto fix formation for active managers)
let sleeping players lie (tankers)