Greystoke your forgetting the amusing trick of letting your goalkeeper take corners and free kicks he needs the skills to do that. The opponent never stops him then ends up scoring on the breakaway. That's something that amused me for a couple of seasons. Of course it's not realistic apart from as Celtic mentioned Rogério Ceni but it's funny as f***.

It's not a football simulator, far from it!! Just have fun with all the crazy quirks. Nordeus won't change anything as there customer service/feedback is below par to say the least. I can do a three point turn in an Oil tanker faster than they implement changes....