Team Name needed

[Eddie Paddy]

Sacramento Sarcasms
Bakersfield Bakers
Lady Santa Maria
Wyoming Yaks
Albuquerque Turkey
Chihuahua Dogs
Flying Phoenix
Lost Angels
Detroit Retreat
Kalamazoo Yahoo
Elkhart Elks
Pittsburgh Miners
Baltimore Curry's
Charlotte Webb
Atlanta Divers
Tampa Messing
Mobile Phone
Des Moine Point
Anaconda Snakes
Spokane Spooks
Yakima Yakuza
Aberdeen New Angus
Redding Lighters
Ogden Ogres
Bismarck Trains
Parma Hams
Syracuse Excuse
Brunswick Brooms
Hartford Spirits
Worcester Sauces
Springfield Meddows
Rochester Rovers
New Snow Moscow
Olympia Athens
Centralia Australia
Arizona Cattle
Ohio Wheaters
Oceanside Divers

i am giving myself ideas to change my name to one of these lol