League: Celtic Rangers took a cruise around the fjords on their way to a win in Norway against the 2nd placed club. 2 goals scored, 2 players injured and 2 fingers raised to the Gods by Midas McGonnigal as he curses their luck.

"We had 5 in treatment and counted ourselves lucky to get 1 back yesterday and 2 today - now this! Any more bad luck and we'll need 22 shots to score 2 goals.....wait a minute, we did! If this carries on we'll need to quit this league and play 5-a-sides."