Champions League: Buffs FC avenge their Round 2 troll defeat thrashing GalataSaray A.S. 9-0. Mols grabbed a hat-trick in the first 24 mins. Unfortunately star defender Alex McLeish picked up a booking and will be suspended for the next match.

Celtic Rangers squeezed through to the next round too after a 4-0 win against the bottom feeder. CRs rival needed a win against the group leader to put them out on count-back but could only draw.
Earlier CR drew 3-3 in the league. Either the other side trolled a 3-0 half-time lead or CR trolled a 3 goal second half comeback OR......we file this under 'A game of two halves.' Manager, Midas McGonnigal, fainted at full-time on finding out that there were no injuries today.
Shangalang FC have an evening CL match but are out of contention so we'll ignore and leave them to experiment with counter-attacking the superior quality group leaders.