Season 55 - July 2014

[Gintaras Račas]

An important battle for the top of the table was awaiting us today...
We travelled to the kingdom of Knightswood and successfully conquered it 4-0! The stadium was full, their manager was present while our wasn't, 13% bonus possession for Knightswood but did that stop The PaceWhores? Ofcourse it didn't! 10 minutes in the wonder boy McInnes scores individualy. On 33rd minute El Rayes makes it 2-0 after (supposedly) a corner from Yulinahar. Just 2 minutes later Walker scores assisted by Musiol. Then 4 more minutes later our goalie Ben-Zaken closes the scoreline from a free-kick. Ofcourse the opposing manager then starts panicking, makes substitutions but thankfully nothing happens!
6pts clear in the League:

[pnr8555]

And once again, iJustine injured for 6 more days. iJustine will probably not be with us next season as we beats trolley robot team Lisczha FC with a score like never before of 7-0.

The gap could be between 17-18 points depending on Barca Angel's performance against AC BORAN today.

We remains our 100% record despite conceding. Brahim Mouslih tops the league goalscorer with 19 goals, 1 ahead of Alex Bilodeau who suffered dips in form recently.

[pnr8555]

Lisczha FC - The Adventure of Troll

Lisczha FC has been starting the season in a very struggling form, before a robot has taken over the abandoned manager about Matchday 5. They have trolled several teams in the league who should have been beaten easily, and also with several unrealistic scores:

Matchday 8 - Barca Angel (4) 1-6 Lisczha FC
Matchday 13 - Lisczha FC 2-1 AEPRE Gooners (2)
Matchday 15 - FC ZetaZone (5) 0-0 Lisczha FC

Tomorrow, Lisczha FC will face Barca Angel.

Another troll team being Arif FC, who used a troll formation of 5-3-2 DML/R. Details will come later.

[Buffs Mad]

League: Buffs FC's day out in Vietnam had a holiday feel as they secured a 2-0 win against 2nd placed Simdeponline FC. The Buffs are now 4 points clear of the new 2nd place challenger, Steven FC.

Goals came from Nicol (3 mins) and Dalglish (50 mins). The commentators favourite passage today was "X Intercepts it. But he makes a mistake" where X = any Buffs midfielder. O.o Thankfully the Buffs defenders were winning every tackle.

Simdeponline came out in 4-3-3 and Buffs puffed their chests out in a 4-1-3N-2.

[PricopGeorgeCătălin]

11-0 in league, 5-0 in CUP, what a perfect day...

[Gintaras Račas]

League: Overly confident after recent results our manager doesn't change a single player or formation (3N-4-1-2) from last game even though we're set to play vs 3-5-2 flat today at home. The confidence starts to pay off at minute 5 when Jordan Cank gets the ball, looks at the goal, shoots from distance and scores. Then our always humble ML Tonny Yulinahar goes beast mode scores a hattrick (11', 20', 56') assisted by MR Lucas Walker on 1st and 3rd goals (gotta love this duo). In between Yulinahar's fest El Rayes gets his goal assisted by McInnes on 26th minute. 2 last goals come from Auremir da Silva on minutes 75 and 87 the 1st being set by Yulinahar and 2nd by McInnes.

20 matches. 17 wins. Only 1 loss. Over 90 goals scored and still not one player in top scorers/passers charts

Oh, and by the way, this was a recap of the match vs Teoman FC (9th) that you just read so yeah, he can stuck all his top scorers and passers up his bum

[Peter Renn]

And the ****y season continues, another defeat, but i kinda love this balanced league, even though i get regularly my ass kicked, still can qualify for the champions league, but that probably won't happen. I don't score goles if i win it's by 1,and if i lose its by 3 to 5 haha, but doesn't matter,now it becomes a bit more realistic, that's how a league table should look like , balanced

[Ricardo82]

CUP: fc tiki taka played 1st leg of cup against Nationals FC ( level 13, USA).
It was a drama. The manager of tiki taka must sit on his hands to let the match go like it should go. But Drama.
It was a hart fight. tiki taka was 0:2 down after 20min. The manager had much fear to end up in a disaster.
But the time goes for Nationals FC. Halftime 0:0. We changed our also in last matches underperforming midfielder Schweinsteiger and Alcantara came in match.
Tactics and formation still the same. Now we got a few chances. And then Ribery scores. Yes. Only 1:2. Normally we would change him because in first half he had two 100% goals on his food and failed. Now everything forgotten and were happy to did this change not.
Then a few minutes later Robben saw that Ribery starts again and give a nice pass and Ribery scores again. Yes.
That was in 69 min. The manager of tiki taka brought a fresh man for Ribery. Ribery went from the place with standing ovations. He went from hell to heaven in one match. So the sub Shaqiri was in the match. And nothing happend. So we are thinking about a draw. It were okay for us because this stronger opponent. But no with the last action of this match our striker Muerto gave the ball to Shaqiri. Shaqiri shoots from long range and BAM 3:2 for us. Match is over.
We are very happy and very proud about this result. It was the first step to final. Everybody in the club is proud of our manager. He had trust his team with the orders and did not change to attacking or so. We know. In this case we had lost this match.
fc tiki taka has played 4-5-1V against 4-3w-1-2 from Nationals FC.


League : today in league we played an easy warm up match against GE FC and won 9:0.
We are now 12 points ahead. We think may be one or two rounds and we can call us Leaguechampion Level 10.

[Dman2pt]

LEAGUE tables

[Dman2pt]

SBARATA FC
Yesterday we started very with the goals of Stoyanov and Ozturk, but in 2nd half the opponent equalized and only on the 87th minute after a double corner, we got a penalty and Guzmán scored it. Final result 3:2 to us
Ozturk got MOM

Today we played away against the current highest average Q team in LEAGUE and we end losing by 1:2, goal from Guzmán from a penalty.
He continue to keep a good result on penalty converted, only one missed in 9 seasons and he is only 2 goals away of the 150.

Here is our table