New Commentary.

[Gintaras Račas]

Damn Dude ! You should have wished for cash or sex or something interesting! ... Had decided to take a break. Most of my players died of old age. The rest are addicted to smoking pot on the sidelines. But its good to be back. So just to catch up ...correct me if I am wrong or missed something

The Old Transfer market appears to be back
Nordeus still sucking tokens but this season appears to be via Injuries and Morale which go down faster than a nympho
Trolls a-plenty especially if you are the weaker team in the CL or Cup
We have new "Achievements" which celebrate some good stuff but also Spitting as well as being an Idiot and bidding 50 tokens on an auction, when you could just as easily get a scout or a good Nordgen with some patience?
I love the one where you play an illegal formation (no ST), still manage to win and count it as an achievement ... Bu'Yeah - Cool! :-)
And last but not least ....Today marks the demise (no .... MURDER) of what used to be the English Language...Go Serbia!!! *LOL*

And with that .. I now Include you by making a short pass, but is it a Goal?? No shoots the second time and what happened to the Goal ...Oh ... it went passing into the side of the net .... LMAO!!!!

Dude, I saw just this one your post but I already like you, lol!

Oh, and one more thing you missed: I'm now on the forum, haha.

[Siddharth Shanker Singh]

Damn Dude ! You should have wished for cash or sex or something interesting! ... Had decided to take a break. Most of my players died of old age. The rest are addicted to smoking pot on the sidelines. But its good to be back. So just to catch up ...correct me if I am wrong or missed something

The Old Transfer market appears to be back
Nordeus still sucking tokens but this season appears to be via Injuries and Morale which go down faster than a nympho
Trolls a-plenty especially if you are the weaker team in the CL or Cup
We have new "Achievements" which celebrate some good stuff but also Spitting as well as being an Idiot and bidding 50 tokens on an auction, when you could just as easily get a scout or a good Nordgen with some patience?
I love the one where you play an illegal formation (no ST), still manage to win and count it as an achievement ... Bu'Yeah - Cool! :-)
And last but not least ....Today marks the demise (no .... MURDER) of what used to be the English Language...Go Serbia!!! *LOL*

And with that .. I now Include you by making a short pass, but is it a Goal?? No shoots the second time and what happened to the Goal ...Oh ... it went passing into the side of the net .... LMAO!!!!

Bro you got it all right...I had wished for your return earlier also but it didn't happened...But the last night wish got full filled......

But some one would be pissed seeing you back......

Yes, the old transfer market is back and the credit goes to you also as you were an integral part of that campaign......

[Gintaras Račas]

I could post commentary mistakes all day long:


Here it says that my player assisted his teammate and then the opponent cleared the ball...

Well, in football TO ASSIST means TO HELP YOUR TEAMMATE SCORE. That's like what every decent football fan knows!! So I'm just wondering, did a dumb kid wrote this commentary?

[pnr8555]

I could post commentary mistakes all day long:


Here it says that my player assisted his teammate and then the opponent cleared the ball...

Well, in football TO ASSIST means TO HELP YOUR TEAMMATE SCORE. That's like what every decent football fan knows!! So I'm just wondering, did a dumb kid wrote this commentary?

And what does this line means??? X INCLUDES A TEAMMATE!!!

FFS, this is a pure Year 2 English, or some typical Serblish!!!

[CMSpunk]

Some awful grammar but at least they are making some kind of effort to shake things up a bit, although...

If anyone thinks that the new commentary affects the game engine and how the game is played, they need to take a long hard look at themselves and ask questions about Santa.

[Siddharth Shanker Singh]

Yesterday will be celebrated as DEATH OF ENGLISH DAY in the history of Mankind...

All thanks to Nordeus......

[Dman2pt]

Today i saw this pearl



Old with New commentary
Minute 42 my ST tryes to passe the ball by the GK with the edge of His foot (old commentary)
Then it says
and...? There is no goal
The ball pass the goal

What the hell that means or its goal or there isent, If there isent the ball didnt pass the goal line

[Celtic]

Today i saw this pearl



Old with New commentary
Minute 42 my ST tryes to passe the ball by the GK with the edge of His foot (old commentary)
Then it says
and...? There is no goal
The ball pass the goal

What the hell that means or its goal or there isent, If there isent the ball didnt pass the goal line

The translation is made by a Brazilian girl, she tries very hard, but she doesn't have a clue on how to write in European Portuguese.

She corrects sentences based on what people email her, but the results are always a weird mix of different dialects of Portuguese.

And of course, Serbians in Nordeus can't tell the difference. They think she handles both dialects well.

[HazmatCorntail]

Two things I noticed when playing today:

There is NO time between halves anymore. You used to be able to make a switch or check health, but now the 2nd half kicks off immediately.

My captain was able to talk himself out of a card. Could it be that the Captain order actually means something now?

[ninjaa]

Today I did some testing, and it turns out that the "It would probably suit him better from the other side" text for FKs means nothing. I had a right-footed player on right side FKs, and a left-footed player on left side FKs. It said that message once for each of them in one match, so I switched them to the opposite sides. In a friendly I played after switching them, it once again said that message at least once for each of them. This might be the game's way of trying to say that these players shouldn't be taking FKs though, despite one being a FK specialist.

I'm fine with them changing up the commentary, but maybe they should put the old commentary back for now. Then, they should take a look at the feedback here on the forums, and work on the new commentary again to improve it. Then, they could put it back in for a bit to test it again, and check the feedback again.