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    Yesterday will be celebrated as DEATH OF ENGLISH DAY in the history of Mankind...

    All thanks to Nordeus......
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    Today i saw this pearl

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    Old with New commentary
    Minute 42 my ST tryes to passe the ball by the GK with the edge of His foot (old commentary)
    Then it says
    and...? There is no goal
    The ball pass the goal

    What the hell that means or its goal or there isent, If there isent the ball didnt pass the goal line
    THIS GAME IS TO RANDOM! I STOP WAISTING MY TIME!

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    Two things I noticed when playing today:

    There is NO time between halves anymore. You used to be able to make a switch or check health, but now the 2nd half kicks off immediately.

    My captain was able to talk himself out of a card. Could it be that the Captain order actually means something now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dman2pt View Post
    Today i saw this pearl

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    Old with New commentary
    Minute 42 my ST tryes to passe the ball by the GK with the edge of His foot (old commentary)
    Then it says
    and...? There is no goal
    The ball pass the goal

    What the hell that means or its goal or there isent, If there isent the ball didnt pass the goal line

    The translation is made by a Brazilian girl, she tries very hard, but she doesn't have a clue on how to write in European Portuguese.

    She corrects sentences based on what people email her, but the results are always a weird mix of different dialects of Portuguese.

    And of course, Serbians in Nordeus can't tell the difference. They think she handles both dialects well.

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    How about "Bring back proper Junior-School English"


    Quote Originally Posted by pnr8555 View Post
    I managed to thought of something...

    "Bring Back Old Transfer Market" was a massive success, the campaigning lasts for 5 months...

    This commentary is such useless crap

    we should "Bring Back the Old Commentary"!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rdsouza View Post
    How about "Bring back proper Junior-School English"
    Hi mate...I am really glad to see you again...Today I was thinking of you that if you were there we would have seen a lot of good comments...

    And here you are...My wish got full filled......

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    Damn Dude ! You should have wished for cash or sex or something interesting! ... Had decided to take a break. Most of my players died of old age. The rest are addicted to smoking pot on the sidelines. But its good to be back. So just to catch up ...correct me if I am wrong or missed something

    The Old Transfer market appears to be back
    Nordeus still sucking tokens but this season appears to be via Injuries and Morale which go down faster than a nympho
    Trolls a-plenty especially if you are the weaker team in the CL or Cup
    We have new "Achievements" which celebrate some good stuff but also Spitting as well as being an Idiot and bidding 50 tokens on an auction, when you could just as easily get a scout or a good Nordgen with some patience?
    I love the one where you play an illegal formation (no ST), still manage to win and count it as an achievement ... Bu'Yeah - Cool! :-)
    And last but not least ....Today marks the demise (no .... MURDER) of what used to be the English Language...Go Serbia!!! *LOL*

    And with that .. I now Include you by making a short pass, but is it a Goal?? No shoots the second time and what happened to the Goal ...Oh ... it went passing into the side of the net .... LMAO!!!!






    Quote Originally Posted by Siddharth Shanker Singh View Post
    Hi mate...I am really glad to see you again...Today I was thinking of you that if you were there we would have seen a lot of good comments...

    And here you are...My wish got full filled......

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    Quote Originally Posted by rdsouza View Post
    Damn Dude ! You should have wished for cash or sex or something interesting! ... Had decided to take a break. Most of my players died of old age. The rest are addicted to smoking pot on the sidelines. But its good to be back. So just to catch up ...correct me if I am wrong or missed something

    The Old Transfer market appears to be back
    Nordeus still sucking tokens but this season appears to be via Injuries and Morale which go down faster than a nympho
    Trolls a-plenty especially if you are the weaker team in the CL or Cup
    We have new "Achievements" which celebrate some good stuff but also Spitting as well as being an Idiot and bidding 50 tokens on an auction, when you could just as easily get a scout or a good Nordgen with some patience?
    I love the one where you play an illegal formation (no ST), still manage to win and count it as an achievement ... Bu'Yeah - Cool! :-)
    And last but not least ....Today marks the demise (no .... MURDER) of what used to be the English Language...Go Serbia!!! *LOL*

    And with that .. I now Include you by making a short pass, but is it a Goal?? No shoots the second time and what happened to the Goal ...Oh ... it went passing into the side of the net .... LMAO!!!!
    Dude, I saw just this one your post but I already like you, lol!

    Oh, and one more thing you missed: I'm now on the forum, haha.
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    Today I did some testing, and it turns out that the "It would probably suit him better from the other side" text for FKs means nothing. I had a right-footed player on right side FKs, and a left-footed player on left side FKs. It said that message once for each of them in one match, so I switched them to the opposite sides. In a friendly I played after switching them, it once again said that message at least once for each of them. This might be the game's way of trying to say that these players shouldn't be taking FKs though, despite one being a FK specialist.

    I'm fine with them changing up the commentary, but maybe they should put the old commentary back for now. Then, they should take a look at the feedback here on the forums, and work on the new commentary again to improve it. Then, they could put it back in for a bit to test it again, and check the feedback again.
    Last edited by ninjaa; 08-06-2014 at 02:33 AM. Reason: Reasons

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    Quote Originally Posted by rdsouza View Post
    Damn Dude ! You should have wished for cash or sex or something interesting! ... Had decided to take a break. Most of my players died of old age. The rest are addicted to smoking pot on the sidelines. But its good to be back. So just to catch up ...correct me if I am wrong or missed something

    The Old Transfer market appears to be back
    Nordeus still sucking tokens but this season appears to be via Injuries and Morale which go down faster than a nympho
    Trolls a-plenty especially if you are the weaker team in the CL or Cup
    We have new "Achievements" which celebrate some good stuff but also Spitting as well as being an Idiot and bidding 50 tokens on an auction, when you could just as easily get a scout or a good Nordgen with some patience?
    I love the one where you play an illegal formation (no ST), still manage to win and count it as an achievement ... Bu'Yeah - Cool! :-)
    And last but not least ....Today marks the demise (no .... MURDER) of what used to be the English Language...Go Serbia!!! *LOL*

    And with that .. I now Include you by making a short pass, but is it a Goal?? No shoots the second time and what happened to the Goal ...Oh ... it went passing into the side of the net .... LMAO!!!!
    Bro you got it all right...I had wished for your return earlier also but it didn't happened...But the last night wish got full filled......

    But some one would be pissed seeing you back......

    Yes, the old transfer market is back and the credit goes to you also as you were an integral part of that campaign......

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