League: Buffs FC welcome the second bottom side to Abbey Park. The Buffs stutter in a slow first half with only a strike by midfielder Dave Mackay to show for their efforts. In the second half things get frenzied as the visitors resort to type (as bottom sides do) and the fouls n bookings come fast. In the next 20 mins 3 yellows and a sending off are interrupted only by 3 goals from the Buffs in 53, 54 and 61 minutes. Buffs Mad sits back to wait for the score to tick up to the expected level but 25 mins more pass before the Buffs get the 5th just as the ref puts his whistle towards his mouth.

So 2 goals from the right winger, 2 goals from a central midfielder and 1 from the left back. Strikers? What strikers?